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@me@doasu.dev

Making a mess out of my OS (hey, that rhymes!)
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[?]acct-user/initra-mf[-sleep] 🔜 40C3 [they/them] » 🌐
@me@doasu.dev

   NepoRC 2.13.7 is starting up enbyOS
* Mounting gender filesystem ...
mount: wrong fs type, bad option, bad superblock on /dev/null, missing codepage or helper program
* Setting pronouns to they/them ...
* Setting timezone to UTC+2 ...
Starting about-me runlevel
* Greeting user ...
Welcome to my page! (doasu.dev)

snac login: me
Password:
Last login: this week (localhost)
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[?]acct-user/initra-mf[-sleep] 🔜 40C3 [they/them] » 🌐
@me@doasu.dev

Bit late to the party, but if you have a moment, I urge you to read @mgorny@treehouse.systems's latest blog post about what makes Gentoo Gentoo:
https://blogs.gentoo.org/mgorny/2026/05/28/why-gentoo/

Every now and again I get asked why I use Gentoo, and I usually say that it's the perfect OS for me, or that does what I want it to do. (Though, sometimes I go on rambling for hours... :gentowo:)
I think that this article conveys the point of Gentoo really well ( much better than I do :p ), so if you're curious, give it a read!

RE: https://social.treehouse.systems/@mgorny/116650337504283427
RE: https://social.treehouse.systems/@mgorny/116554856666136859

Huge thank you to the Gentoo community for their exceptional work

    [?]nicole [she/her] » 🌐
    @mkljczk@social.hackerspace.pl

    the piano has a metronome that resets when my phone decides to kill the piano app

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    [?]Stańczyk » 🌐
    @PabloveSky@mastodon.com.pl

    @mkljczk android issues?

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      [?]nicole [she/her] » 🌐
      @mkljczk@social.hackerspace.pl

      @PabloveSky more like issue with the piano, i think losing bluetooth connection shouldn’t reset metronome settings

        [?]noodlejetski :verified_gay: [he/him] » 🌐
        @noodlejetski@masto.ai

        > 'XD’ is a commonly used Polish emoticon. Different capitalisations and the number of xs and ds influence the meaning. It was adopted from the West’s usage as an expression akin to 😆 when Poland properly embraced the internet in the 2000s, but unlike in the West it didn’t slide out of fashion and adopted more general, varied usage among Poles. Sometimes it is also used as a noun.

        fedi.vale.rocks/objects/d1dd65

        a very pink picture with a frog looking at the meme peruser. text says: 'I am addicted to saying "XD", ppl think I'm cringe but I'm just 😭 Polish 😭'

        Alt...a very pink picture with a frog looking at the meme peruser. text says: 'I am addicted to saying "XD", ppl think I'm cringe but I'm just 😭 Polish 😭'

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        [?]Mauricio Teixeira 👨‍💻☁️🐧 » 🌐
        @badnetmask@hachyderm.io

        Question to the people who fully (or most of the time) work from home: how do you keep going with your personal projects after work? Do you have another computer on a different part of the house, or do you roam with your laptop, or you don't care and you just sit inside the same four walls most of your day and evening? If something else, please comment.

        I personally do everything in one space, so there are some periods of time when my projects or my home lab maintenance lag behind, simply because I don't want to sit in that office anymore. How about you?

        @homelab

        Have another desk somewhere else:0
        Walk around the house with a laptop:0
        Same place, all the time:0
        Something else, let me explain:0
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          [?]Critter (he/him) » 🔓
          @critter_in_flux@fluffs.au

          @badnetmask @homelab @homeassistant work laptop and then different PC or laptop for personal projects based on what I want to work on. I did used to share the desk for everything but eventually it makes me hate sitting at that desk so I spend a lot of time with laptops in different spaces to try to avoid association with work that impacts my mental state on the others

            [?]Philip Mallegol-Hansen [He / Him] » 🌐
            @philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com

            @badnetmask @homelab @homeassistant There’s a room in my house that is “the office”, all serious work happens in that room.

            The desk is set up with a USB-C dock so I can easily rotate between computers at the same workstation.

            Yes, my desire to do personal projects is definitely lower than it used to be. But I don’t think changing the physical space would help with that. There’s only so many hours a day I can look at code. So they mostly happen on weekends.

              [?]Paepke [he/him] » 🌐
              @paepke@chaos.social

              @badnetmask @homelab @homeassistant same setup in general like sometimes having a meeting on the couch while having a very good setup at my desk. BUT a different computer for work and home. The most crucial thing in my eyes to keep it mentally separated

                [?]Adam » 🌐
                @apa@oldbytes.space

                @badnetmask @homelab @homeassistant I have a different account on my laptop to keep things separated. I also tend to go to the pub to work on personal stuff as sometimes motivation can be an issue.

                  [?]Joseph Zikusooka (ZIK) » 🔓
                  @jzik@mastodon.social

                  @badnetmask @homelab @homeassistant

                  There's also this:

                  Someone working on a desk with piles of papers on top and down on floor (presumably TO-DOs), while their partner is at doorway listening to them ask:

I can remember - do I work 
at home or do I live at work?

                  Alt...Someone working on a desk with piles of papers on top and down on floor (presumably TO-DOs), while their partner is at doorway listening to them ask: I can remember - do I work at home or do I live at work?

                    [?]Krist van Besien » 🌐
                    @krist@wehavecookies.social

                    @badnetmask @homelab my home office is de best room in the house. its my living room. My wife has the other living room, with the fireplace.

                      [?]nat 🦗 » 🌐
                      @nat@gts.blahaj.pl

                      im glad i didnt fall for the codeberg meme

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                      [?]nullenvk :blobcat2: » 🌐
                      @nullenvk@yourwalls.today

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                      [?]pengwius » 🌐
                      @pengwius@mastodon.world

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                      [?]nullenvk :blobcat2: » 🔓
                      @nullenvk@yourwalls.today

                      @pengwius Eh, it's not exactly a good decision imho, but it's not as terrible as some people paint it to be. Codeberg is not intended to be the ultimate replacement for all git forges (including Github), it serves a very specific purpose in the FOSS ecosystem: to help smaller projects escape from Github's monopoly. Personal forges or larger forges that bear different sets of ideals (idk, maybe you're fine with hosting vibe coded stuff or random cryptocurrency projects) have a place in this ecosystem as well. If Codeberg's owners want to ban specific types of projects just because they don't have the necessary resources to both host them and moderate them, then that's a perfectly sane choice under the assumption that the post-Github FOSS world would be actually decentralized, and not confined to a single platform.

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                        [?]nullenvk :blobcat2: » 🔓
                        @nullenvk@yourwalls.today

                        @pengwius you can tell i'm already a bit too optimistic by using the term "post-Github", but given their uptime, technical problems and frequent rate limiting, i think it's not unrealistic anymore

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                          [?]acct-user/initra-mf[-sleep] 🔜 40C3 [they/them] » 🌐
                          @me@doasu.dev

                          Yup. AFAIK, Codeberg exists to develop , the underlying software it runs, and to give home (free of charge, btw) to other FOSS projects. They have every right to decide which projects they host and which not.

                          If you don't like that, you're encouraged to host your own instance. That's the whole point. (Forgejo can run on an RPi with no problem.)

                          Plus, there's ongoing research into cross-forge collaboration/federation, so that it'd no longer matter which instance you use. So folks could still contribute to your not-allowed-on-Codeberg project.
                          See: https://codeberg.org/forgejo-contrib/federation

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                            [?]acct-user/initra-mf[-sleep] 🔜 40C3 [they/them] » 🔓
                            @me@doasu.dev

                            @stuartl@longlandclan.id.au put it pretty well:
                            Codeberg are fully permitted to say what is welcome in their house and what isn't. The techbros can vibecode themselves a git repo, no one forces them to host any particular place.
                            CC: @nullenvk@yourwalls.today @pengwius@mastodon.world @nat@blahaj.pl
                            RE: https://mastodon.longlandclan.id.au/@stuartl/116990648340490950

                              [?]404 Media » 🌐
                              @404mediaco@mastodon.social

                              We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.

                              404media.co/we-tracked-a-shipm

                              [?]Sara Joy :happy_pepper: » 🌐
                              @sarajw@front-end.social

                              GitHub going down is like a snow day.

                              I was done with my hours today anyway 😅

                              We use GitLab at work - but the build still pulls down packages from GitHub ofc so... 🤷

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                              [?]Fredrik Björeman » 🌐
                              @bjoreman@toot.cafe

                              @sarajw I found myself expecting to find a really sneaky rhyme hiding in the last two lines.

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                                [?]Sara Joy :happy_pepper: » 🌐
                                @sarajw@front-end.social

                                @bjoreman oh lol yes it wants another couplet doesn't it..

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                                  [?]Sara Joy :happy_pepper: » 🌐
                                  @sarajw@front-end.social

                                  @bjoreman or Limerick form!

                                  GitHub going down is like a snow day.
                                  I was done with my hours today 😅
                                  We use GitLab for code
                                  But the build uses node
                                  So pulls packages from GitHub anyway... 🤷

                                    [?]Sigma [she/her] » 🌐
                                    @sigmasternchen@comfy.social

                                    Fun concept: ufloat32. Same as float32, but instead of a sign bit, the mantissa is one bit longer.

                                    [?]Jesus Michał von Gentoo 🏔 (he) » 🌐
                                    @mgorny@social.treehouse.systems

                                    When UI is so broken that you can't mark a pull request ready to review when merge status can't be loaded, so you need to actually do that via API.

                                      [?]nixCraft 🐧 » 🌐
                                      @nixCraft@mastodon.social

                                      Self hosted email continues to steeply decline over decades. I know exactly why this is happening. These big providers send most self hosted emails to spam. Then, managing self hosted email itself requires a good amount of technical sysadmin knowledge. Top reasons I think:

                                      1 IP/domain reputation
                                      2 Cloud/VPS IP reputation
                                      3 Misconfigured SPF, DKIM, or DMARC hurts deliverability.
                                      4 Incorrect DNS setup
                                      5 Spam-like sending patterns etc

                                      labs.ripe.net/author/artem-ber

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                                      [?]nixCraft 🐧 » 🌐
                                      @nixCraft@mastodon.social

                                      there are some good books by @mwl if you want to understand sysadmin topics and email hosting. Give it a try. Link mwl.io/nonfiction

                                        [?]Tuta » 🌐
                                        @Tutanota@mastodon.social

                                        Dear EU, don't listen to , kill the cookie banner now!

                                        Gru meme: 

Let's have ONE single cookie setting on browser level.

Everyone gets easier privacy.

Google objects.

We're keeping cookie banners?

                                        Alt...Gru meme: Let's have ONE single cookie setting on browser level. Everyone gets easier privacy. Google objects. We're keeping cookie banners?

                                          [?]mldkyt 🖤 [she/her/any] » 🌐
                                          @mldkyt@soc.mldkyt.com

                                          :neocat_woozy:

                                          Me searching for "html strikethrough" in DuckDuckGo and the AI search assist says "The  HTML element is used to create strikethrough text, indicating that the text is no longer relevant or accurate. For marking deleted text, the  element should be used instead." but from the second word it's striked out

                                          Alt...Me searching for "html strikethrough" in DuckDuckGo and the AI search assist says "The HTML element is used to create strikethrough text, indicating that the text is no longer relevant or accurate. For marking deleted text, the element should be used instead." but from the second word it's striked out

                                            [?]tante [he/him] » 🌐
                                            @tante@tldr.nettime.org

                                            "Claude watermarks your code now."

                                            Dude. It's not yours, you didn't write it.

                                            [?]the_coffee_lover - littleFedi » 💀 🌐
                                            @the_coffee_lover@littleone.littlefedi.social

                                            Does anyone still use #Snac software?

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                                              [?]Tyrone Slothrop [he/him, they/them] » 🌐
                                              @slothrop@chaos.social

                                              @the_coffee_lover yes! I
                                              set up a instance just a few weeks ago.

                                              It’s been purring along nicely, without ever giving me any trouble.

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                                                [?]the_coffee_lover - littleFedi » 💀 🌐
                                                @the_coffee_lover@littleone.littlefedi.social

                                                @me@doasu.dev Awesome. How long have you been using it?

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                                                  [?]acct-user/initra-mf[-sleep] 🔜 40C3 [they/them] » 🌐
                                                  @me@doasu.dev

                                                  Not terribly long: since October 2025 :)
                                                  I'm very happy with it though!

                                                  CC: @the_coffee_lover@littleone.littlefedi.social

                                                    [?]The Gneech! Awww Yeah » 🌐
                                                    @the_gneech@meow.social

                                                    Well ouch.

                                                    Screenshot of a post by someone named arahir:

"i just can't convey the frustration and sorrow that it's been to grow up at first without the internet and then watching it bloom into this useful, fun, connecting force you sometimes spent time on, only for it to degrade into this constant oppressive waste of time and energy where people are constantly pumping out algorithmically designed content for max algorithmic appeal and even the most simple search generates either no results or an infinite abyss of ai generated slop none of which is usable or correct. we briefly had a library of
alexandria and then fed it into a paper shredder so advertisers could sell a random mash of pulp back to us at a premium.

                                                    Alt...Screenshot of a post by someone named arahir: "i just can't convey the frustration and sorrow that it's been to grow up at first without the internet and then watching it bloom into this useful, fun, connecting force you sometimes spent time on, only for it to degrade into this constant oppressive waste of time and energy where people are constantly pumping out algorithmically designed content for max algorithmic appeal and even the most simple search generates either no results or an infinite abyss of ai generated slop none of which is usable or correct. we briefly had a library of alexandria and then fed it into a paper shredder so advertisers could sell a random mash of pulp back to us at a premium.

                                                    [?]シャポコ🌵 » 🌐
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                                                    [?]Niebezpiecznik :verified: » 🌐
                                                    @niebezpiecznik_pl@infosec.exchange

                                                    Zazwyczaj na Niebezpieczniku informujemy o smutnych sprawach, ale dziś informujemy o sprawie wyjątkowo smutnej. Wczoraj odszedł Paweł "kravietz" Krawczyk, jeden z pionierów polskiego IT security i prawdziwy hacker w dobrym tego słowa znaczeniu.

                                                    Paweł zawsze chętnie dzielił się wiedzą, inspirował setki osób i swoimi działaniami oraz kodem realnie wpłynął na stan polskiego cyberbezpieczeństwa. Był też mocno zaangażowany w budowę krakowskiej społeczności bezpieczników i aktywnie udzielał się w sieci. Lata temu na stronie ipsec.pl, ostatnio także na Twitterze i Mastodonie.

                                                    Pawła będzie mogli pożegnać 21 sierpnia o 13:00 w kaplicy na cmentarzu w Batowicach (ul. Reduta w Krakowie).

                                                    PS. Pracowałem z Pawłem ramię w ramię przez kilka lat. Przegadaliśmy wiele wieczorów i nocy. Przez ostatnie 20 (!) lat dyskutowalismy o różnych tematach. Jego spojrzenie na wiele kwestii było nieszablonowe i dające do myślenia. Będzie mi Pawle brakować tych skłaniających do poszerzenia horyzontu rozmów.

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                                                    Do zobaczenia po drugiej stronie tunelu Kravietz!

                                                    -- Piotrek

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                                                    [?]nicole mikołajczyk [she/her] » 💔 🌐
                                                    @mkljczk@pl.fediverse.pl

                                                    @niebezpiecznik_pl Strasznie smutna informacja…

                                                      [?]Rebane » 🌐
                                                      @rebane2001@infosec.exchange

                                                      i came across the globaleyez's screenseal tool, which claims (on the cws page) to capture "authenticated, tamper-proof, and admissible in court" screenshots

                                                      a quick investigation shows that this is not true! (from my personal understanding, i am not making a legal claim here)

                                                      first of all, you can *intentionally* tamper with the evidence - the screenshots are captured client-side, so there is nothing preventing you from using the "inspect element" browser functionality to change the content on the page. in a similar vein, the extension's rendering code itself could be modified to watermark any date/title/source a malicious party desires.

                                                      but what if the "tampering" here is referring to the site operator? it is also trivial to detect the screenseal tool capturing a page and change it dynamically (see video demo). in addition, you can detect whether the extension is installed and active in the first place.

                                                      but imo the worst part here is that the tool straight up lies about the timestamp being from google - looking at the extension code in chrome's built-in devtools, we can see that the "timestamp from" string is hardcoded and the timestamp is actually retrieved with the javascript "new Date" constructor. this means that you can fake the timestamp by just changing the system date yourself.

                                                      this is kind of really bad because if you're using this tool in good faith, relying on it to fetch the correct timestamp from an external server, you may end up *accidentally* producing misleading evidence if your system time is set incorrectly.

                                                      idk, this tool actually seems *fine* for what it is - a free website screenshot tool with an embedded timestamp and url, and seemingly good motives (i didn't find any telemetry/tracking/subscriptions, it probably exists to get their own brand in front of more (global) eyes)

                                                      i think these mistakes are likely a result of miscommunication between marketing/management/developers, i've emailed globaleyez about these findings in hopes that they will update their claims and the timestamping logic to not be misleading - lets see how they respond

                                                      chrome web store

Why screenseal?
screenseal is the ideal solution for the legally admissible preservation and verification of online content. Designed for compliance officers, legal teams, investigators, and brand-protection specialists, among others, screenseal captures online content with automatic timestamps (UTC or local), so every screenshot you take is authenticated, tamper-proof, and admissible in court.

bottom of the page has a screenseal overlay:
2026-08-17 13:38:22 - Timestamp from google.de
Title: screenseal - Chrome Web Store
Source: https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/screenseal/jmcjphdoabnpmefndchmahicmojchggd

QR code that links to the source URL
globaleyez logo

                                                      Alt...chrome web store Why screenseal? screenseal is the ideal solution for the legally admissible preservation and verification of online content. Designed for compliance officers, legal teams, investigators, and brand-protection specialists, among others, screenseal captures online content with automatic timestamps (UTC or local), so every screenshot you take is authenticated, tamper-proof, and admissible in court. bottom of the page has a screenseal overlay: 2026-08-17 13:38:22 - Timestamp from google.de Title: screenseal - Chrome Web Store Source: https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/screenseal/jmcjphdoabnpmefndchmahicmojchggd QR code that links to the source URL globaleyez logo

                                                      Chrome Extensions page with screenseal open - the DevTools of the extension have been opened up and are showing that the "Timestamp from google.de" text is hardcoded and that the Date is actually just retrieved with the "new Date" JavaScript constructor.

                                                      Alt...Chrome Extensions page with screenseal open - the DevTools of the extension have been opened up and are showing that the "Timestamp from google.de" text is hardcoded and that the Date is actually just retrieved with the "new Date" JavaScript constructor.

                                                      Time time is changed into the future in the computer's settings - August 20th. The screenseal tool watermarks the page as August 20th. A Google search on the side for "what is the time" displays the correct date - August 17th.

                                                      Alt...Time time is changed into the future in the computer's settings - August 20th. The screenseal tool watermarks the page as August 20th. A Google search on the side for "what is the time" displays the correct date - August 17th.

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                                                      [?]Alesandro Ortiz 🇵🇷🏳️‍🌈 » 🌐
                                                      @AlesandroOrtiz@infosec.exchange

                                                      @rebane2001 Where is the server-side timestamp claim? I don't see it in CWS listing, and their website seems to have the same text too: globaleyez.net/en/screenseal

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                                                        [?]Rebane » 🌐
                                                        @rebane2001@infosec.exchange

                                                        @AlesandroOrtiz on the screenshots themselves - you can see it on the example screenshot on the page

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                                                          [?]Alesandro Ortiz 🇵🇷🏳️‍🌈 » 🌐
                                                          @AlesandroOrtiz@infosec.exchange

                                                          @rebane2001👍🏻 I somehow missed it, was focused on the CWS description.

                                                          I want to hear from a lawyer whether this would get any cases thrown out (probably not unless there's further evidence of actual tampering by party using the screenshots).

                                                          Probably would lead to some level of court sanctions or reprimand when globaleyez is using it in their own court cases, though.

                                                            [?]Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦 » 🌐
                                                            @rysiek@mstdn.social

                                                            I am shocked. Nobody could have seen it coming. Nobody, I tell you! :blobcatcoffee:
                                                            futurism.com/future-society/co

                                                            > As one New York financier told Financial Times journalist Gillian Tett, new hires who were seen as “AI natives” are turning out to have alarmingly shallow ideas. So much so, the anonymous finance worker admitted, that his firm now actively avoids seeking out AI-literate STEM graduates, and opts to comb through humanities students instead.

                                                            Oh, the humanities!

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                                                              [?]Mensch, Marina » 🌐
                                                              @energisch_@troet.cafe

                                                              @rysiek hmpf.... artificial is not intelligent, it's pattern recognition, it's statistical gambling, it is NO LOGIC, no reasoning, not even smart or creative.

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                                                                [?]Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦 » 🔓
                                                                @rysiek@mstdn.social

                                                                @energisch_ yes, sorry, I was being sarcastic.

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                                                                  [?]Carina C. Zona [she, her] » 🔓
                                                                  @cczona@hachyderm.io

                                                                  @rysiek I am so sad for students who have been deprived of an education and even worse atrophied critical reasonong skills. Academia has wronged them by tolerating this technology, let alone encouraging them to depend on it. They are the victims of a horribly unethical human subjects experiment. The worse is yet to come in tje years ahead, as children come of age having never once learned how to learn.

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                                                                    [?]Robert von Oliva » 🔓
                                                                    @naruciakk@ak.kawen.space

                                                                    @cczona @rysiek A huge problem, at least in academia, is that most of the work is done individually, not in the controlled environment. Simply banning LLMs won't work, because... how are you going to police that? Unless the student is using them very badly, it is quite impossible to detect them. I've seen my colleagues, who are real plagiarsm-busters, failing to do so quite often, and they are really good at that.

                                                                    What's funny is that these "encouraging" tasks for students are often better in mitigating these problems than the outright LLM ban, because they are made with these limitations in mind

                                                                    Although my experience comes from teaching science and engineering classes, so maybe in humanities and social sciences people have better tools.

                                                                      ...

                                                                      [?]Iwillyeah » 🌐
                                                                      @Iwillyeah@mastodon.ie

                                                                      @rysiek I actually hate this sense that kids are supposed to come almost fully formed into their workplace, ready to do amazing things on graduate wages. You want them to do groundbreaking, deep thinking? Model it. Teach it. Cultivate it. Pay it.

                                                                        ...

                                                                        [?]Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦 » 🔓
                                                                        @rysiek@mstdn.social

                                                                        @Iwillyeah it's not about being fully formed. It's about having the capacity of critical thinking. That *is* something the education system – from elementary schools all the way up to universities – should be cultivating, and it is clearly failing at that.

                                                                        Critical thinking is so much more than job training. It is necessary for a healthy, vibrant society, for effective political debate, for so many more things. We *should* be alarmed that people exit the education system struggling with it.

                                                                          ...

                                                                          [?]Leszek [singular masculine/masculine animate/animate neutral depending on the grammar of your language] » 🔓
                                                                          @makdaam@chaos.social

                                                                          @rysiek Last time I checked most of the elementary to high school education (except STEM) was repetition, memorization and pattern matching. Any kind of original thought was punished.
                                                                          This was shown perfectly when LLMs were able to pass any "humanities" exam or homework. It was scary talking to polish and history teachers who didn't see this as an example of how the schools are failing for decades. In most cases it was seen an issue with students not memorizing everything themselves.
                                                                          @Iwillyeah

                                                                            [?]Iwillyeah » 🔓
                                                                            @Iwillyeah@mastodon.ie

                                                                            @rysiek what can I say. The tune hasn't actually changed much in the 20 years I've been teaching. The next level has always complained that the level before them has failed to adequately prepare young people to progress to their level. Companies have been doing the unthinkable and wildly unorthodox thing of actually hiring arts graduates into non-arts roles for as.long as i can remember. Maybe it's really different this time, but the rhetoric is just not that new.

                                                                              [?]Aria <3 :blobcattrans: [she/her fae/faer] » 🔓
                                                                              @ariarhythmic@ohai.social

                                                                              @rysiek @Iwillyeah It's failing because it's not trying. There's an idea that they always use to gaslight that overwhelming people with useless information and repetitive exercises to reproduce it verbatim will somehow let them develop critical thinking, but that's not now learning works.
                                                                              If you want to develop critical thinking, you engage in activities that involve crticial thinking, not drill random crap that is the inverse of that if anything

                                                                                [?]Toni Aittoniemi » 🌐
                                                                                @gimulnautti@mastodon.green

                                                                                @rysiek This college graduation speaker put it all quite well!

                                                                                mastodon.green/@gimulnautti/11

                                                                                  [?]jer » 🌐
                                                                                  @jerrej@mastodon.social

                                                                                  @rysiek

                                                                                  Us over here in the future saw it coming months ago: "Published May 9, 2026"

                                                                                    [?]Zło To 🏴‍☠️ » 🔓
                                                                                    @mattesilver@101010.pl

                                                                                    @rysiek

                                                                                    > decline in social skills

                                                                                    way ahead of ya

                                                                                      [?]jml » 🌐
                                                                                      @juergenmarklembcke@mastodon.social

                                                                                      @rysiek I am not sure if this also relates to the USA now being a rogue state with controlled media, a government so shallow as never seen on earth with horrifyimg morals?

                                                                                        [?]darthvader42 » 🌐
                                                                                        @darthvader42@sueden.social

                                                                                        @rysiek I think my late career will have something similar to the "cobol effect" back in pre-2000.
                                                                                        (for those who are not aware: year 2000 caused a major headache in legacy IT systems with date length, esp. old and effectivly non-replaceable systems running on Cobol. If you knew the language back then, you earned a shitload of money.)

                                                                                          [?]Paul Dot X » 🌐
                                                                                          @bosconet@ioc.exchange

                                                                                          @rysiek "AI natives" are these new hires from the future or do hiring execs just not understand the word native.

                                                                                            [?]arabek » 🌐
                                                                                            @arabek@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                            @rysiek żodyn siem nie spodziewoł, żodyn!!!

                                                                                              [?]Coleen Walter » 🌐
                                                                                              @coleenwalter@mastodon.social

                                                                                              @rysiek Thank you for posting this. My daughter is in a humanities program in college and she frequently feels anxious that she’s making the wrong decision. She actually reads the material and writes without using assistance of AI tools, something she enjoys outside of classes. I’m going to show her the article you boosted and your amusing comment. Below is evidence of her diligence in studying for exams during the semester 😆

                                                                                              A textbook with multiple colors of tabs marking pages to review

                                                                                              Alt...A textbook with multiple colors of tabs marking pages to review

                                                                                                [?]Hans » 🌐
                                                                                                @Harbinger01173430@mastodon.social

                                                                                                @rysiek meanwhile, here I am, almost failing my thesis course because I loathed doing research but I managed to pass because my teacher forgot to grade a section of my whole file, lol.

                                                                                                I would rather write a creative story than do research ever again. Fuck that shit.

                                                                                                  [?]Joseph » 🌐
                                                                                                  @JosephMeyer@c.im

                                                                                                  @rysiek I expect corvids to soon surpass some college graduates in critical thinking skills.

                                                                                                    [?]fuzzyfuzzyfungus » 🌐
                                                                                                    @fuzzyfuzzyfungus@cyberplace.social

                                                                                                    @rysiek I'd be curious about the details of how this works: I can see people who went for the typically-less-lucrative degree out of genuine interest being more likely to have done their own work; but if it's just genuine interest that makes you do your own work there are STEM enthusiasts available as well.

                                                                                                    Is it a sorting problem, with those genuine enthusiasts harder to distinguish from botherds who scored better? Is it an actual disciplinary rot problem and those departments fell faster?

                                                                                                      [?]Arniepix » 🔓
                                                                                                      @arniepix@masto.nyc

                                                                                                      @rysiek

                                                                                                      Alt...an animated GIF from the movie "Blazing Saddles". The Waco Kid (played by Gene Wilder) is telling Sheriff Bart (played by Cleavon Little), "You've got to remember that these are simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons."

                                                                                                        [?]Liz » 🌐
                                                                                                        @imaginaryuncle@masto.nu

                                                                                                        @rysiek @purplepadma This is why schools who rush to integrate AI into every aspect of their curriculum are just so ridiculously short-sighted. It’s almost like they’re also full of alarmingly shallow ideas. Go figure.

                                                                                                          [?]xs4me2 » 🌐
                                                                                                          @xs4me2@mastodon.social

                                                                                                          @rysiek

                                                                                                          Im experiencing it in the workplace, people with an attitude that think they can google and copilot in 10 minutes the engineering gut feeling and craftsmanship you build in a career…

                                                                                                            [?]derptron » 🌐
                                                                                                            @crazyeddie@mastodon.social

                                                                                                            @rysiek Surprised humanities doesn't have the same problem. Must be lagging a little bit?

                                                                                                            Now that there's interest in that field, albeit not intrinsically, maybe it'll get the attention it needs to catch up :p

                                                                                                              [?]John » 🌐
                                                                                                              @mrkeen@mastodon.social

                                                                                                              @rysiek Be wary of any news story that prompts a "see I told you so" reaction. Confirmation bias aside, this story does not address all the non-STEM students using AI too.

                                                                                                                [?]⏩︎VOTE⏪︎ ᶜʸⁿⁱᶜⁱˢᵐ⁼ᵃᶜᶜᵉᵖᵗᵃⁿᶜᵉ (Ben Royce) » 🌐
                                                                                                                @benroyce@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                @rysiek

                                                                                                                hey, "AI native" people:

                                                                                                                what do they need you for?

                                                                                                                turning yourself into a small markov chain chat script, and thinking you have an employable future repeating what you asked the AI, is a joke

                                                                                                                no one will notice?

                                                                                                                no one will simply say:

                                                                                                                "if that's all you do, what do we need you for?"

                                                                                                                there is no way to "integrate AI into your workflow"

                                                                                                                you have to have skills that *mean something*

                                                                                                                turning yourself into a plastic moron means you're eminently replaceable

                                                                                                                by

                                                                                                                  [?]That Man Dopes » 🔓
                                                                                                                  @macacator@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                  @rysiek
                                                                                                                  My wife was at work one day, her colleague came to her with an issue: printer not printing. She asked him what had he done so far, and he says: "scatgpt just had me go down a list and nothing worked. "

                                                                                                                  She goes down to the printer and asks the user a question: "when did you start having issues? "

                                                                                                                  Turned out, user unplugged everything to move around, then plugged the cable in the ethernet port and not USB. Wife confirmed this, fixed it, and printer ejaculated jobs.

                                                                                                                  This was the look she gave him when the user said that. "

STOP IMPLICITLY TRUSTING SCATGPT YOU FUCKING MUPPETS!"

                                                                                                                  Alt...This was the look she gave him when the user said that. " STOP IMPLICITLY TRUSTING SCATGPT YOU FUCKING MUPPETS!"

                                                                                                                    [?]Mark T. Tomczak » 🌐
                                                                                                                    @mark@mastodon.fixermark.com

                                                                                                                    @rysiek This is not bad news.

                                                                                                                    ... In fact, I'm going to be talking at my alma mater government-and-international-studies high school in October and I may work this anecdote in, because I already intend to say something to the effect of "they gave me an undergrad BS degree from one of the more prestigious tech unis with one class of intro philosophy, one class of intro econ, and a safety factors class I dropped before midterms under my belt, and maybe that's a problem."

                                                                                                                      [?]Graeme 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 » 🌐
                                                                                                                      @pa27@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                      @rysiek FFS... is about all you can say to that!

                                                                                                                        [?]Grenouille (dé)confite » 🌐
                                                                                                                        @grede@piaille.fr

                                                                                                                        @rysiek As if "humanities" students were immune against using AI instead of thinking by themselves...

                                                                                                                          [?]hnapel » 🌐
                                                                                                                          @hnapel@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                          @rysiek

                                                                                                                          haha they know Jack Shit

                                                                                                                          AI-modus

"Know jack shit" is a common American English slang phrase that means to know absolutely nothing at all.Here is a quick breakdown of how the phrase works, its grammar, and where it comes from:💡 Meaning & Usage The Definition: "Jack" or "jack shit" is used as a substitute for the word "nothing". The Negative Form: It is almost always used in a negative sentence, such as "I don't know jack shit about cars". Because it is informal vernacular, speakers often use it with a double negative ("I don't know jack shit") to mean "I don't know anything". The Softer Version: If you want to be slightly less vulgar, you can drop the second word and just say, "You don't know jack".

                                                                                                                          Alt...AI-modus "Know jack shit" is a common American English slang phrase that means to know absolutely nothing at all.Here is a quick breakdown of how the phrase works, its grammar, and where it comes from:💡 Meaning & Usage The Definition: "Jack" or "jack shit" is used as a substitute for the word "nothing". The Negative Form: It is almost always used in a negative sentence, such as "I don't know jack shit about cars". Because it is informal vernacular, speakers often use it with a double negative ("I don't know jack shit") to mean "I don't know anything". The Softer Version: If you want to be slightly less vulgar, you can drop the second word and just say, "You don't know jack".

                                                                                                                            [?]Hamishthepiper » 🌐
                                                                                                                            @hamishthepiper@ioc.exchange

                                                                                                                            @rysiek @briankrebs I have a BA in English, yet do DFIR and my incident reports are better for it. I always have a narrative with a protagonist and rising action, unfortunately there’s not always a satisfying resolution…

                                                                                                                              [?]canleaf08 加拿大葉子 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇪🇺 [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                              @canleaf@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                              @rysiek but they want us to use AI and agents to code to keep our jobs?

                                                                                                                                ...

                                                                                                                                [?]Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦 » 🔓
                                                                                                                                @rysiek@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                @canleaf you do realize "they" might mean different actual people or organizations, right?

                                                                                                                                  ...

                                                                                                                                  [?]KittenKoder » 🌐
                                                                                                                                  @KittenKoder@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                  @rysiek

                                                                                                                                  The reason the techbros were pushing social media addiction and ai slop is because they want to infantilize the fucking masses. They do this because then they can feel superior.

                                                                                                                                  Only what they're doing is destroying society as a whole, and soon the techbros will be facing a massive mob of violent people and none of their technology will work.

                                                                                                                                    [?]Carl [he/er] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                    @carl@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                    @rysiek I am even more shocked. Who could have known, possibly.

                                                                                                                                      [?]spell » 🌐
                                                                                                                                      @mindfuck_inc@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                      @rysiek when the plagiarism machines started doing well on some standardized tests we could have taken it as a sign that this way of teaching and grading is broken, instead it was used to fuel the bubble. Oh, well, at least they are creating some amazing value for shareholders.

                                                                                                                                        ...

                                                                                                                                        [?]Mx. Chara Aznable of Pnictogen [They/Them] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                        @mxchara@cyberpunk.lol

                                                                                                                                        @rysiek It is so incredibly depressing to think that there are however many thousands or myriads of colleges and universities in the United States, and let's throw in high schools as well because the hi-power high schools posture themselves as basically the onramp into higher , have gone all-in on this "AI literacy" nonsense. Can we please take the concept of literacy away from the techlords now? Please?

                                                                                                                                          [?]Adam Steer [Dr / he / him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                          @adamsteer@mapstodon.space

                                                                                                                                          @rysiek 4+ years of job hunting shows that bosses, in fact, reject the concept of critical thinking as a general skill.

                                                                                                                                          And oh boy do I have things to say about the depth of ideas coming out of long-established C suites 😬

                                                                                                                                            [?]Bakunin Boys » 🌐
                                                                                                                                            @bakuninboys@aus.social

                                                                                                                                            @rysiek I don't think it's AI.

                                                                                                                                            If you ask these kids what they want to be when they grow up, they don't say doctor or teacher or fireman. They say "I want to be rich". Money was always a means to an end, but now it's an end in itself. These kids have grown up in a world where the people who should be in jail are raping their classmates, because they are rich, because they are powerful. The people they admire and respect are barely scraping by. The mask slipped during covid and now they know the only escape from the capital monster is to be the capital monster.

                                                                                                                                            These kids aren't AI pilled. They're CEO pilled. That's why they're dumb.

                                                                                                                                              [?]Nomdeb » 🌐
                                                                                                                                              @nomdeb@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                              @rysiek This isn't totally new. Mumblemumble decades ago, a friend of mine in SF, who headed up the local office of international tech firm told me he'd rather hire humanities/artists than those who only trained to coder because you can teach a creative to code, but not the other way around necessarily. That's why this new focus on AI for coding - maybe the grunt work - but then how do people learn - has me rolling my eyes. It takes intelligence and creativity to build things. Not AI vibes.

                                                                                                                                                [?]tuban_muzuru » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                @tuban_muzuru@beige.party

                                                                                                                                                @rysiek

                                                                                                                                                How is this not just another perennial grump about Kidz These Days?

                                                                                                                                                Semper eadem

                                                                                                                                                  [?]markc568 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                  @markc568@beige.party

                                                                                                                                                  @rysiek @tantramar When even the finance bros think you’re shallow? That’s the ultimate dubious achievement. 🤣

                                                                                                                                                    [?]Toni Aittoniemi » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                    @gimulnautti@mastodon.green

                                                                                                                                                    RE: loops.video/v/hvWYLmfg_B

                                                                                                                                                    The AI graduation speech they didn’t show you at Tech Bro Bootlicker Central!

                                                                                                                                                    ”Fuck AI!”

                                                                                                                                                    ”College graduation speakers across America are telling you need to master AI for the future. I’m here to the mission of your generation is to destroy AI. Kill it!”

                                                                                                                                                    ”I think your generation’s battle won’t be humans against AI. It’s gonna be people with substance vs people with shallow knowledge. It’s going to be mastery versus faking it. It’s gonna be people with good taste vs tacky.”

                                                                                                                                                    Hear hear!! 🔥

                                                                                                                                                    [?]Akademy » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                    @akademy@floss.social

                                                                                                                                                    KDE is turning 30! 🎂

                                                                                                                                                    Celebrate with us at the social event with good food, drinks, music, and plenty of KDE birthday fun activities.

                                                                                                                                                    Let’s celebrate three decades of KDE together. 🎉

                                                                                                                                                    akademy.kde.org/2026/social-ev

                                                                                                                                                    Graphics: Konqi with 30

                                                                                                                                                    Alt...Graphics: Konqi with 30

                                                                                                                                                      [?]Jana » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                      @janamarie@mystical.garden

                                                                                                                                                      HQ

                                                                                                                                                      A photo up a weird modern rounded building made of black glass and white structural elements. All corners are rounded, giving it an evil vibe

                                                                                                                                                      Alt...A photo up a weird modern rounded building made of black glass and white structural elements. All corners are rounded, giving it an evil vibe

                                                                                                                                                      A photo up a corner of the building. The sky above is white and blown out, the windows large, impenetrable.

                                                                                                                                                      Alt...A photo up a corner of the building. The sky above is white and blown out, the windows large, impenetrable.

                                                                                                                                                      A photo of its entrance, it is menacing, tall.

                                                                                                                                                      Alt...A photo of its entrance, it is menacing, tall.

                                                                                                                                                        [?]Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                        @rysiek@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                        A bunch of "hackers hacked" stories in my timeline today. 🙄

                                                                                                                                                        Reminder: the more you (journalists and editors working at media companies) misuse the h-word to make your story sound 👻 scary 👻, the more you entrench the idea that the problem with security of our day to day devices is that there exist people who have technical skills and are able to break into them – rather than the fact that their manufacturers don't give a crap about security, making that easy.

                                                                                                                                                        And the less secure we all become.

                                                                                                                                                        ...

                                                                                                                                                        [?]Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦 » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                        @rysiek@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                        This also has knock-on effects for the AI hype BS.

                                                                                                                                                        If all stories focus on the actors able to break into things, rather than companies who fail to secure their stuff (often in most basic ways), then of course OpenAI and Anthropic get to exploit that to pump hype before their IPOs.

                                                                                                                                                        Instead of what should be happening, which is Anthropic and OpenAI facing hard questions about why they failed to sandbox their crap effectively, leading to multiple security incidents.

                                                                                                                                                        ...

                                                                                                                                                        [?]Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦 » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                        @rysiek@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                        And, this is also how two years after CrowdStrike b0rked update took down innumerable systems – including at airports and hospitals, one wonders what the human cost of that was! – nobody faced any real responsibility for that.

                                                                                                                                                        Words matter. Narratives matter. Journalists and editors should understand this.

                                                                                                                                                        "Hackers hacked a thing" reporting is journalistic malpractice.

                                                                                                                                                        ...

                                                                                                                                                        [?]David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*) » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                        @david_chisnall@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                        @rysiek I followed some very cynical advice that someone who’s been in this industry for longer than me gave: I bought shares in ClownStrike and sold them six weeks later, for a 50% return. The advice was: whenever a big company has a cybersecurity incident, their stock price dips and recovers within three months because there aren’t actually any long-term consequences. So I look at their pre-dip price, buy the shares, and set them to be sold when the price is slightly above the pre-dip value.

                                                                                                                                                        I did the same thing with UNFI (I think this one actually took three months to recover to the pre-dip value).

                                                                                                                                                        Both shares are currently trading at well above what I sold them for (I don’t normally hold shares unless I understand their business, so I have no idea if these are actually companies with reasonable long-term business models, but they didn’t seem to suffer at all financially from their incidents).

                                                                                                                                                          ...

                                                                                                                                                          [?]Munin » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                          @munin@mastoart.social

                                                                                                                                                          @rysiek It seems all too common nowadays that journalists and editors will gladly report narratives directly from the press release of major companies, like Oracle laying off many thousands of people, not because they're bleeding money, but because "AI" makes them more efficient. I wonder if the pace required to be quick to report a thing also means critical concerns about responsible reporting get thrown out the window.

                                                                                                                                                            ...

                                                                                                                                                            [?]Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦 » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                            @rysiek@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                            @munin oh that has a name too – "CEO said a thing" reporting

                                                                                                                                                              ...

                                                                                                                                                              [?]AAA Trans Pirate has moved [he/him they/them] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                              @coolcalmcollected@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                              @rysiek @munin

                                                                                                                                                              they're not journalists. they're stenographers.

                                                                                                                                                              there's an insult in the welder community and it's "i'm gonna buy you a grinder for Xmas". this is an insult because a good welder makes good welds not requiring any grinding.

                                                                                                                                                              we should be telling these "journalists" "i'm gonna buy you a stenograph for xmas"

                                                                                                                                                                Older...

                                                                                                                                                                [?]Kevin C 🎬 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                @kcarr2015@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                @rysiek
                                                                                                                                                                I'm from the 80s and I am repeatedly confused as to why people think constantly connected devices would ever be fully secure.

                                                                                                                                                                Like, these devices are plugged in to the entire planet all the time, they're secure until someone on the planet finally breaks it's security. 😖

                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Stephen Foskett » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                  @sfoskett@techfieldday.net

                                                                                                                                                                  @rysiek in my experience most people claiming they were hacked had incredibly poor security practices, and vibe coding is making it worse

                                                                                                                                                                    [?]⏩︎VOTE⏪︎ ᶜʸⁿⁱᶜⁱˢᵐ⁼ᵃᶜᶜᵉᵖᵗᵃⁿᶜᵉ (Ben Royce) » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @benroyce@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                    @rysiek

                                                                                                                                                                    OH LAWD HERE THEY COME

                                                                                                                                                                    EL1T3 HAXX0RS

                                                                                                                                                                    it's easier to play at lazy stereotypes than convey accurate meaning

                                                                                                                                                                    Alt...EL1T3 HAXX0R (got in a ski mask at a computer)

                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Jesse McClure :progress_pride: [He / Him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                      @jmcclure@sciences.social

                                                                                                                                                                      @rysiek

                                                                                                                                                                      Those in power want the masses to view people with any skill or expertise (technical or otherwise) as the enemy. If our societies truly valued knowledge and expertise, those currently in power would be in trouble as they lack both.

                                                                                                                                                                        [?]derptron » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                        @crazyeddie@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                        @rysiek "And pretty soon anyone with a raspberry pi will be able to use an AI to break into your bank or your home video monitoring software to watch your kids change. We can't even barely keep a handle on the things ourselves!!! Something must be done and we know what that needs to be."

                                                                                                                                                                          [?]gim » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                          @gim@lou.lt

                                                                                                                                                                          @rysiek shifting responsibility. Given it seems to be much worse than it was, it begs the question: is this intentional

                                                                                                                                                                            [?]notBread 🏴‍☠️ » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                            @zeerphling@kolektiva.social

                                                                                                                                                                            @rysiek

                                                                                                                                                                            If the media actually put the blame of poor security practices on the shoulders of businesses then it might affect share prices, and that would somehow be worse than actually attempting to fix the problem.

                                                                                                                                                                              [?]bitsavers » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                              @bitsavers@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                              @rysiek

                                                                                                                                                                              The latest propaganda is "It's the Iranians"
                                                                                                                                                                              Before that it was the Chinese

                                                                                                                                                                              Why, exactly aren't we air-gapping infrastructure control systems again?

                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Phil M0OFX » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                @philpem@digipres.club

                                                                                                                                                                                @rysiek Can confirm. The worst part of working in that industry is the clients who'd get upset about findings and demand they remove or downgrade them.
                                                                                                                                                                                One asked for CVSS scoring and blew a fuse when half the report was CVSS 10.
                                                                                                                                                                                It's sad that we could have software as well-built as some of our bridges, but it's spoiled by profit, greed and "gotta go fast" culture

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                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Walter van Holst » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                  @whvholst@eupolicy.social

                                                                                                                                                                                  @philpem @rysiek I have also seen at least one pentest report that claimed a very high CVSS score for the inclusion of a *public* key into the source code.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦 » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                    @rysiek@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                    @whvholst @philpem look, quantum is right around the corner, better safe than sorry!

                                                                                                                                                                                    :blobcatpeek:

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                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]wiki » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                      @wiki@please-dominate.me

                                                                                                                                                                                      a sign with a trans flag background that says "the scariest thing in the bathroom is still the hand dryer"

                                                                                                                                                                                      Alt...a sign with a trans flag background that says "the scariest thing in the bathroom is still the hand dryer"

                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                      @rysiek@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                      admittedly a slightly too adversarial take [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                                      RE: ec.social-network.europa.eu/@E

                                                                                                                                                                                      Reminder to USAians that the US banking sector being shit and not being able to process transactions in a sane way – thus creating the conditions for shitty band-aids like cryptocurrencies or venmos – is largely a matter of choice on part of the legislators and regulatory bodies.

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                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Walter van Holst » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                      @whvholst@eupolicy.social

                                                                                                                                                                                      @rysiek Mostly the legislature, but same difference.

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                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦 » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                        @rysiek@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                        @whvholst fair point

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                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nemo_bis 🌈 » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                          @nemobis@mamot.fr

                                                                                                                                                                                          @rysiek @whvholst I do have some hope that the Fed will do something useful. FedNow shows they are finally copying some of the ECB playbook for TARGET/T2.
                                                                                                                                                                                          en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FedNow

                                                                                                                                                                                          (But it can be argued that the ECB stands a chance only because the EC previously had some strong antitrust action to make payment processing less abusive. So, your point stands.)

                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]PastaThief [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                            @PastaThief@indiepocalypse.social

                                                                                                                                                                                            @rysiek A lot of Americans are surprised to learn that Venmo and similar popular commercial services don't exist in Canada, and then even more surprised to learn that they don't because there would be no market for them. Anyone with a bank account in Canada has access to Interac Direct E-Transfer, which has existed for ages, doesn't charge huge fees (I think some banks charge a small per-transaction fee, but many waive it), and is ubiquitous.

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                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]ARGVMI~1.PIF » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                              @argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org

                                                                                                                                                                                              @rysiek

                                                                                                                                                                                              At least in the USA I can *use* my bank without needing a creepy proprietary phone app. I just need a browser, a password, and either an email or a phone, and if I choose the phone option then even a 50-year-old land phone will suffice.

                                                                                                                                                                                              I don't need a proprietary app to ride a bus, either. Cash or a bank card will do. I think there's a city or two where you don't even need that.

                                                                                                                                                                                              Don't act superior. You've got bigger problems than we do. We still have some privacy; you have none.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦 » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                @rysiek@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                @argv_minus_one I also don't need creepy proprietary apps for any of that. 🤷‍♀️

                                                                                                                                                                                                And claiming having better privacy in the US is… certainly a take!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]ARGVMI~1.PIF » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                  @argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                  @rysiek

                                                                                                                                                                                                  One of the main complaints about open-source phone operating systems is that banking apps don't work. I always found this confusing, because I just ignore the app and use the bank's website, but I learned recently that most Europeans aren't allowed to do that. The app is mandatory.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  I too had been under the impression that privacy was a big deal in Europe. I've been repeatedly shocked and horrified over the past few months by revelations like this.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]ARGVMI~1.PIF » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                    @argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                    @rysiek

                                                                                                                                                                                                    It's my understanding that the EC also intends to impose age verification on most of the Internet, also to be conducted through a phone app (EUDI Wallet) that requires an unmodified proprietary operating system.

                                                                                                                                                                                                    This would make open-source phones effectively illegal. You can have one, but it can't access anything.

                                                                                                                                                                                                    Without open source, there is no privacy.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦 » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                      @rysiek@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                      @argv_minus_one you are explaining this to a person who writes a regular column (in Polish) about this sort of thing, and who had been a privacy and digital human rights activist for over a decade and a half.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      I am well appraised with issues around privacy in the EU. I am also well appraised with issues around privacy in the USA.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Even with all the high-profile dumb ideas of European Commission, the privacy situation in EU is leaps and bounds better.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦 » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                        @rysiek@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                        @argv_minus_one currently age verification laws are *already on the books* in a bunch of US states for example:
                                                                                                                                                                                                        en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_m

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                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]ARGVMI~1.PIF » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                          @argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                          @rysiek

                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yes, and that is an abomination. But those laws do not require the use of a proprietary device. You're still in control of what you reveal, when, and to who.

                                                                                                                                                                                                          A proprietary device could be recording and reporting everything you say within range of its microphone, and you'd never know because the public can't see the code. As horrible as US social media age verification is, that's even worse.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦 » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                            @rysiek@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                            @argv_minus_one what in the world are you smoking and where can I get some? Is this insane hypothetical mandatory proprietary EU device in the room with us right now?

                                                                                                                                                                                                            Because systemd changes to allow for age verification, made explicitly because of *existing* US laws, are:
                                                                                                                                                                                                            github.com/systemd/systemd/pul

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                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]ARGVMI~1.PIF » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                              @argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                              @rysiek

                                                                                                                                                                                                              The proprietary device I speak of is discussed here: github.com/eu-digital-identity

                                                                                                                                                                                                              The systemd change you mention adds a date-of-birth field to the local user database, and…that's it. It does not enforce or even implement the collection of that information, nor does it involve anything proprietary.

                                                                                                                                                                                                              We do have some state laws mandating the collection of that information, namely in California and Illinois, but that still doesn't require anything proprietary.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]ARGVMI~1.PIF » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                @argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                @rysiek

                                                                                                                                                                                                                Then I'd appreciate an explanation, because I'm honestly worried sick about Europeans like you.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦 » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @rysiek@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @argv_minus_one the explanation is you might want to diversify your information sources, as it seems like you are getting a pretty lopsided information stream about the actual situation in the EU.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yes, there's a bunch of dumb ideas floating around, and yes there are serious concerns related to them, and yes enforcement is sometimes spotty, but that does not erase all the privacy preserving stuff that is already in effect in the EU.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦 » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @rysiek@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @argv_minus_one time and again there is a story about how Apple or Meta or Google or whoever make a big thing about not releasing or at least delaying some AI boondoggles in the EU because of privacy laws; they try to frame it as EU citizens missing out, but the predominant response I've seen is "good riddance".

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Meanwhile, same AI boondoggles are long deployed in the US of A.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]ARGVMI~1.PIF » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @rysiek

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Didn't the EC just waive the fine for a major breach of EU privacy law? What good is a privacy law if it doesn't actually protect you?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]ARGVMI~1.PIF » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @rysiek

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        > it seems like you are getting a pretty lopsided information stream about the actual situation in the EU.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I certainly hope so. 🙏 Because what I've been hearing is scary af.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Freezerburn » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @Freezerburn@toot.garden

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @rysiek @mycotropic Remind me of time spent working at a US fintech company for banking cores. They had made something that could do everything a bank wanted in real time without needing to schedule batch jobs or anything. Banks actually PUSHED BACK on this idea and asked for stuff to be done in batches on a schedule instead, and thus the product was effectively degraded to something worse.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Quasit » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @Quasit@beige.party

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @rysiek
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            My big bank prediction is at the FDIC will be gutted, and probably already has been. The oligarchs can't stand to see any money lying around for the purpose of protecting the little people. They have to own ALL the money. Social security medicare, retirement funds, bank accounts...every last penny.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I'm not quite old enough to have lived through bank failures and bank runs, but I think we're all going to get the opportunity in the years to come.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Tim Ward ⭐🇪🇺🔶 #FBPE » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @TimWardCam@c.im

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @rysiek Couple of stories about American banking, admittedly going back decades.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              (1) I once went on a business trip to the USA with an American who was based in Norway. He had to use TRAVELLERS' CHEQUES in his own country!!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              (2) As a student I heard of European kids who spent the summer working in American summer camps. At the end of the summer they'd pick up their pay cheque, get on a Greyhound bus, and try to cash the cheque a few days later when they ran out of cash. Only to be told that the cheque was only good in the town where it was issued!!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              (We were used to British cheques being honoured anywhere in the UK, and various systems whereby they'd work anywhere in Europe. Cheques that only worked in a tiny area, not across the whole country, seemed really weird.)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]classic mametschko » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Liam Proven » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @lproven@social.vivaldi.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                help wanted

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                lake.computer/blog/help-wanted/

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                «
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I am very sorry that the software that I created & put online for free, without any warranty, explicit or implied, has not met your expectations. You are entitled to a full refund. I have taken the liberty to initiate it. You should already have it.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                i wonder if you could make a useful DOS executable with just emoji

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                one intriguing possibility is that several UTF-8 emoji codepoints start with 0xF0 which is an otherwise harmless prefix on 8088

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                💯 -> f0 9f 92 af

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                this becomes

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                00000000    F0 9F   lock lahf
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                00000002 92 xchg dx,ax
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                00000003 AF scasd

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Although you're stuck with 9F it seems, so you're constantly trashing AH by calling lahf. If we accept this as a constant side effect, we can just use half of the bytes.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                unfortunately you kinda need AH to call interrupts...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                so let's identify some useful emoji.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                here's NOP:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                🐐

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                there are 3717 of these. surely some of them have to be useful

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                unfortunately i don't see any that begin with F0 9F B0-BF

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                that would have been nice, since that would have given us mov reg,imm

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                A lot of other emoji start with E2, which is a LOOP instruction - not particularly useful there, but maybe we can use E2 to complete another instruction. we also have E3 which is JCXZ. i'm drawing a blank.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                0️⃣1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣4️⃣5️⃣6️⃣7️⃣8️⃣9️⃣

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                are all potentially useful ALU operations though!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                these are "keycaps" and i don't know if they are technically emoji. but like, i figure if theyr'e in color they're emoji. that's my qualification.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                you can't make this shit up

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                the hourglass is FWAIT

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                a screenshot of part of a spreadsheet showing that the hourglass emoji decodes to LOCK LAHF FWAIT

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alt...a screenshot of part of a spreadsheet showing that the hourglass emoji decodes to LOCK LAHF FWAIT

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                why am i doing this. i have other projects

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                because the world needs an emoji-based LLVM backend

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                all you really need, technically, is a small loader and emoji-encoder, then you just let Turing do all the work

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                jackpot: 😮 gives us

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                cbw
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                scasb

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                that's incredibly useful. now we can increment a pointer.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                👁️ gives us

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                xchg cx,ax
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                sub di,8FB8h

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                the xchg is just noise.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                the subtraction however is interesting. it's equivalent to adding 7048h.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                48h actually seems like a plausibly useful number

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                😪
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                gives us stosb. Now we can increment DI and we can write to it. oh baby

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                🐸.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                🐸 is the goddamn key to this whole thing

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                it's

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                F0 9F 90 B8.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                the first three bytes are essentially a 3-byte nop, but it ends on B8.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                B8 IS MOV AX, IMMEDIATE.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                i love u frog

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                i want to print "HELLO"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                how do we calculate hello if we can only use +1 and +48

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                you're never gonna believe me but guess what the hex ascii code for H is

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                we need a pointer into CGA video memory at segment B800.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                ☺️ gets us us B8EFh in DX. Good enough. It's about 3,824 bytes down the screen but we're using god damn emoji for assembly language here so i'm not too picky

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                ok how do we even initalize something to 0?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                8F F0 is an undocumented alias for POP AX.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                guess what DOS pushes to the stack for you when your COM program starts.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                that's right. a 0. now we have 0 in AX.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                a screenshot of the Marty X86 disassembler showing some emoji being used to build a very cursed 8088 program:

lahf
nop
mov ax,98E2h
mov dx,B8EFh
pop ax
lahf
cbw
xchg di,ax

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alt...a screenshot of the Marty X86 disassembler showing some emoji being used to build a very cursed 8088 program: lahf nop mov ax,98E2h mov dx,B8EFh pop ax lahf cbw xchg di,ax

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                i was worried that this was going to be too stupid to be plausible, or require something like 32KiB of brainfuck-level shenanigans, but i actually think this is going to work

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                demo coders who compete in size coding categories know a lot of clever tricks that take advantage of how DOS intializes a program's PSP.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                les bx,[bx]
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                at the start of a DOS program gives you a usable pointer to VGA video memory.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                no really. how does this work? it ends up accessing a value in the PSP. DOS puts the value 0x9FFF there. used as a segment, that's only 16 bytes from the start of VGA memory.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                you can work around that.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                this is not related to emojissembly but i think its cool

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                i would like to propose new demo party categories.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                512 byte demos? yawn.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                512 emoji demos? now we're talking

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                okay. to write HELLO somewhere on the screen we have an additional issue in that we have to account for attribute bytes, we can't just yeet out the string HELLO as much as i'd like to and we already know calling int 21h or int 10h is off the table because we trash AH every instruction.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                we can probably just increment di twice to skip the attributes. or if its easier to generate a visible attribute byte i don't really care what color the letters are

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                okay hear me out

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                you know how LAHF is trashing AH constantly? how i figured that was annoying but ignorable?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                ... what if we fucked with the flags so that every time we executing LAHF it put a visible attribute byte in AH

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                i mean it doesn't have to be an attribute byte. i was just assuming AH would be garbage but we actually do control the value. sort of.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                WE HAVE AN H

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                the crap on the screen is CGA snow. it's happening because i end up looping over the whole thing and i'm not waiting for blanking periods to write to video memory. the CGA's DRAM is single-ported and this makes it upset

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                a screenshot of DosBox-X running a bunch of god damn emoji as a COM program.  the emoji have managed to print 'H' to the screen . there is a bunch of red and white crap on the screen due to CGA snow

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alt...a screenshot of DosBox-X running a bunch of god damn emoji as a COM program. the emoji have managed to print 'H' to the screen . there is a bunch of red and white crap on the screen due to CGA snow

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                i usually like staging but DosBox-X's 8088 emulation is more accurate.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                why am i not using my own emulator? because it's a low level emulator and i have to reboot the entire machine when i hang the CPU. which i am doing. a lot.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                someday i'll have save states and that won't be a problem...

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                🐰 and 🐎 are now essential to this operation

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                oh, there's your problem right there. you forgot the horse opcode

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                ... i really need to work a cow into here somewhere, don't i

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                🐄 is TEST which is fairly useless but also probably pretty easy to make into an effective no-op. which is sort of lame, but hey.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                🐮 is SCASB though, that's got some promise, but i don't really need to read anything...

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                well, i can use it to increment di somewhere.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                okay, now i just have to cook.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                i think it's okay if i put crap on the screen other than HELLO as long as you can read HELLO

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                i mean that technically counts right

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                i'm not a fancy computer scientist person, but i think it's a fair assessment at this point that emoji are, in fact, turing complete

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                The following is a valid DOS COM executable that prints "HELLO" in the lower right corner of the screen.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                You can copy these emoji into a text editor, and save it as EMOJI.COM. it should be 141 bytes.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                It will run in DosBox-X, with the following options:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                cpu cputype=8086
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                machine cga

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                🐸☺️🐰🐎♐🗃️🧯🧯🧯🐮💗🦮🪏♐🐰🐹🗃️🧯🧯🧯🧯💗🪗🧯😗🧮🫪😗🧮😗🐮😪😔⭐

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                may god have mercy on my soul.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Here's a screenshot if you just want to take my word for it.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                a screenshot of "EMOJI.COM" running in DosBox-X, showing a black screen with "HELLO" in the lower right. One of the capital letter L's is green.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alt...a screenshot of "EMOJI.COM" running in DosBox-X, showing a black screen with "HELLO" in the lower right. One of the capital letter L's is green.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                you may notice one of the letter L's is green. the green color comes from the flag register, because i really wanted to use one of those LAHFs for something.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                My demoscene-friend Trixter informs me that this is sadly unlikely to become a sizecoding category, because if the history of ASCII executables is any indication, someone would just make a converter at some point

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                so.. EmojiDOOM wen?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                could you actually make EmojiDOOM?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                One problem is that executing emoji becomes exponentially harder once you stop targeting the 8088.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                The 386 also has the lock prefix - but it enforces validity. Only certain opcodes are "lockable" and if you stick a LOCK prefix on an incompatible opcode you get an int 6 exception. Guess which mnemonic isn't lockable. LAHF :(

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No bueno.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Now, thankfully, insane folk like @sqpat have ported DOOM.. yes, the full version of DOOM to the 8088 real mode architecture.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  The question is if that herculean effort can accommodate the code bloat that translating to emoji will inevitably entail.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    The relentless LAHF opcodes are just really, really annoying too. AH is a rather important register to have continually trashed, although we can pretty easily set it to either 00 or FF via CBW.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Also I checked ... the INT 10h instruction CD 10 to even change video modes does not appear in any of the 3,945 emoji i searched. We would have to generate the code for it and jump to it.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    with emoji.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    in short you would have to be utterly insane, or @foone

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]AccordionBruce » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @AccordionBruce@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @gloriouscow @foone
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      If you strategize carefully and maybe had insider help you might do an proposal or two targeted at making happen

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I believe all the code points are there waiting to be used

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      They just don’t present as emoji (or any other character) yet

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      So if you know what you want you could build towards that

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You can post unreleased emoji and they show up as boxes until your OS is updated to display them

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      DOS might not care, but unsatisfying until approves them

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @AccordionBruce @foone

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        i'm already thinking of specific categories to make it more challenging like "animals only"

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          so anyway here's an emoji program that enters VGA mode 13h

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          🐸☺️😖🐰😗😯😯😯😯😯😯😯🐰☃️🐰☃️🐰☃️🐰☃️🐰☃️🐰☃️🐰☃️🐰☃️🐰☃️😯🐮🤐😬🗓️🐰☃️🐰☃️🐰☃️🧯🧯🧯🧯🧯🧯📗🐪🗓️🐰☃️🐰☃️🐰☃️🧮📗🐪🗓️🧯🧯🧯🧯🧮📗🐪🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐😗🧯🧯🧯🧯🧯🐮😗😐

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          as you can see this requires a lot of bunnies, snow men and goats.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]dmiException 🎃 [they/them (or she/her)] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @domi@donotsta.re

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          i hate this game

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          screenshot of a steam store page for.. winbox?

the header image: tilted firewall filter view; overlaid with a couple Mangle Rule windows on top of each other. on the top right, there's the winbox logo. on the top left, the mikrotik logo

description text: Advanced desktop utility to manage RouterOS limitless configuration options. With WinBox you can setup any of MikroTik products. Available for all desktop operating systems.

recent reviews: Mixed
english reviews: Mostly Negative

Release Date: 25th February, 2000.

Developer/Publisher: 
SIA Mikrotīkls

Popular user-defined tags for this product: 
Roguelike, Survival, Dark Fantasy, Perma Death, Action

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alt...screenshot of a steam store page for.. winbox? the header image: tilted firewall filter view; overlaid with a couple Mangle Rule windows on top of each other. on the top right, there's the winbox logo. on the top left, the mikrotik logo description text: Advanced desktop utility to manage RouterOS limitless configuration options. With WinBox you can setup any of MikroTik products. Available for all desktop operating systems. recent reviews: Mixed english reviews: Mostly Negative Release Date: 25th February, 2000. Developer/Publisher: SIA Mikrotīkls Popular user-defined tags for this product: Roguelike, Survival, Dark Fantasy, Perma Death, Action

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Emma (IPG) » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @ipg@wetdry.world

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          screenshot of Apple Music lyrics view highlighting the phrase "I wanna cry", with a red circle around it and an arrow pointing to "LOVE LETTER FOR YOU . VBS"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alt...screenshot of Apple Music lyrics view highlighting the phrase "I wanna cry", with a red circle around it and an arrow pointing to "LOVE LETTER FOR YOU . VBS"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Jess Rose » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @jessie@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Really cool remote tech for good job alert! Signal is hiring an android dev:
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          - Global remote working US timezones
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          - Working in Kotlin and Java
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          - Working on open source privacy preserving product
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          - $160,000 - $260,000
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          jobs.lever.co/signal/9a3ac9b5-

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]ari :prideified: [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @ar@is-a.cat

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            3d printers are so full of errors, they're going to error out when there's no error, apprently.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Courtesy of a Prusa SL1S at @hswaw

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Picture of a screen of a Prusa SL1S showing an error screen. The error code is 10500 and the message is "No problem detected. You can continue using the printer."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Alt...Picture of a screen of a Prusa SL1S showing an error screen. The error code is 10500 and the message is "No problem detected. You can continue using the printer."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Kaia » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              don't be lazy! hire another AI to proofread what your AI wrote!! :woozypad:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]it's pronounced 'yagoda' [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @j-g00da@donotsta.re

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                released by IBM in 1981, sturdies were a massive flop

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                #kamiokande

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                a 5.25" floppy, but it's thick and sturdy, text below it says '5.25" STURDY'

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alt...a 5.25" floppy, but it's thick and sturdy, text below it says '5.25" STURDY'

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]tibi [they/them] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @tibi2@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @j-g00da finally an effective means to quickly transfer data thru glass obstructions

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]it's pronounced 'yagoda' [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @j-g00da@donotsta.re

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @tibi2 so called p2p hole punching

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Jesus Michał von Gentoo 🏔 (he) » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @mgorny@social.treehouse.systems

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Do you like RiBs?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Rewrites (of Rust projects) in bash, I mean.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Maciej Barć boosted

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]SOwOphie 🖥️👈 👀 [she/they] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @sowophie@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @mgorny I would like to see some Rust projects rewritten in POSIX C, maybe even K&R style. As a "social experiment" or something.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]nicole mikołajczyk [she/her] » 💔 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @mkljczk@pl.fediverse.pl

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        rysowanie kota soon 🚀

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        wiadomość na Signalu: jestem bez okularów i przeczytałem to jako "Rysowanie kota" (na screenshocie postęp generacji kręgu w Nicolium)

odpowiedź: potraktuję to jako feature request

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Alt...wiadomość na Signalu: jestem bez okularów i przeczytałem to jako "Rysowanie kota" (na screenshocie postęp generacji kręgu w Nicolium) odpowiedź: potraktuję to jako feature request

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