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[?]acct-user/initra-mf[-sleep] @ cebula.camp 🔜 Akademy [they/them] » 🌐
@me@doasu.dev

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[?]acct-user/initra-mf[-sleep] @ cebula.camp 🔜 Akademy [they/them] » 🌐
@me@doasu.dev

Bit late to the party, but if you have a moment, I urge you to read @mgorny@treehouse.systems's latest blog post about what makes Gentoo Gentoo:
https://blogs.gentoo.org/mgorny/2026/05/28/why-gentoo/

Every now and again I get asked why I use Gentoo, and I usually say that it's the perfect OS for me, or that does what I want it to do. (Though, sometimes I go on rambling for hours... :gentowo:)
I think that this article conveys the point of Gentoo really well ( much better than I do :p ), so if you're curious, give it a read!

RE: https://social.treehouse.systems/@mgorny/116650337504283427
RE: https://social.treehouse.systems/@mgorny/116554856666136859

Huge thank you to the Gentoo community for their exceptional work

    [?]The Gneech! Awww Yeah » 🌐
    @the_gneech@meow.social

    Well ouch.

    Screenshot of a post by someone named arahir:

"i just can't convey the frustration and sorrow that it's been to grow up at first without the internet and then watching it bloom into this useful, fun, connecting force you sometimes spent time on, only for it to degrade into this constant oppressive waste of time and energy where people are constantly pumping out algorithmically designed content for max algorithmic appeal and even the most simple search generates either no results or an infinite abyss of ai generated slop none of which is usable or correct. we briefly had a library of
alexandria and then fed it into a paper shredder so advertisers could sell a random mash of pulp back to us at a premium.

    Alt...Screenshot of a post by someone named arahir: "i just can't convey the frustration and sorrow that it's been to grow up at first without the internet and then watching it bloom into this useful, fun, connecting force you sometimes spent time on, only for it to degrade into this constant oppressive waste of time and energy where people are constantly pumping out algorithmically designed content for max algorithmic appeal and even the most simple search generates either no results or an infinite abyss of ai generated slop none of which is usable or correct. we briefly had a library of alexandria and then fed it into a paper shredder so advertisers could sell a random mash of pulp back to us at a premium.

    [?]doskel, to an extent [they/he] » 🌐
    @doskel@masto.doskel.net

    THIS IS WHY I SUBSCRIBE TO THE 9FRONT MAILING LIST
    THIS SHIT ROCKS
    SHOUTOUT THIS GUY

    hi everyone 

i made a 3d rendering filesystem for plan 9.

it is composed of two parts: the filesystem
proper, and the renderer backend.

this is intended to replace /dev/draw for 3d
programs. instead of interacting with a
framebuffer and implementing its own
renderer, the client writes meshes,
objects, lights, textures, among other 3d
things, to the filesystem, and lets it cook
the scene.

    Alt...hi everyone i made a 3d rendering filesystem for plan 9. it is composed of two parts: the filesystem proper, and the renderer backend. this is intended to replace /dev/draw for 3d programs. instead of interacting with a framebuffer and implementing its own renderer, the client writes meshes, objects, lights, textures, among other 3d things, to the filesystem, and lets it cook the scene.

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    [?]シャポコ🌵 » 🌐
    @shapoco@misskey.io

    らくがき

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    @shapoco@misskey.io

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    [?]シャポコ🌵 » 🌐
    @shapoco@misskey.io

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    @shapoco@misskey.io

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    @shapoco@misskey.io

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    [?]Niebezpiecznik :verified: » 🌐
    @niebezpiecznik_pl@infosec.exchange

    Zazwyczaj na Niebezpieczniku informujemy o smutnych sprawach, ale dziś informujemy o sprawie wyjątkowo smutnej. Wczoraj odszedł Paweł "kravietz" Krawczyk, jeden z pionierów polskiego IT security i prawdziwy hacker w dobrym tego słowa znaczeniu.

    Paweł zawsze chętnie dzielił się wiedzą, inspirował setki osób i swoimi działaniami oraz kodem realnie wpłynął na stan polskiego cyberbezpieczeństwa. Był też mocno zaangażowany w budowę krakowskiej społeczności bezpieczników i aktywnie udzielał się w sieci. Lata temu na stronie ipsec.pl, ostatnio także na Twitterze i Mastodonie.

    Pawła będzie mogli pożegnać 21 sierpnia o 13:00 w kaplicy na cmentarzu w Batowicach (ul. Reduta w Krakowie).

    PS. Pracowałem z Pawłem ramię w ramię przez kilka lat. Przegadaliśmy wiele wieczorów i nocy. Przez ostatnie 20 (!) lat dyskutowalismy o różnych tematach. Jego spojrzenie na wiele kwestii było nieszablonowe i dające do myślenia. Będzie mi Pawle brakować tych skłaniających do poszerzenia horyzontu rozmów.

    dpd timeout
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    Do zobaczenia po drugiej stronie tunelu Kravietz!

    -- Piotrek

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    [?]nicole mikołajczyk @ cebulacamp [she/her] » 🌐
    @mkljczk@pl.fediverse.pl

    @niebezpiecznik_pl Strasznie smutna informacja…

      [?]Rebane » 🌐
      @rebane2001@infosec.exchange

      i came across the globaleyez's screenseal tool, which claims (on the cws page) to capture "authenticated, tamper-proof, and admissible in court" screenshots

      a quick investigation shows that this is not true! (from my personal understanding, i am not making a legal claim here)

      first of all, you can *intentionally* tamper with the evidence - the screenshots are captured client-side, so there is nothing preventing you from using the "inspect element" browser functionality to change the content on the page. in a similar vein, the extension's rendering code itself could be modified to watermark any date/title/source a malicious party desires.

      but what if the "tampering" here is referring to the site operator? it is also trivial to detect the screenseal tool capturing a page and change it dynamically (see video demo). in addition, you can detect whether the extension is installed and active in the first place.

      but imo the worst part here is that the tool straight up lies about the timestamp being from google - looking at the extension code in chrome's built-in devtools, we can see that the "timestamp from" string is hardcoded and the timestamp is actually retrieved with the javascript "new Date" constructor. this means that you can fake the timestamp by just changing the system date yourself.

      this is kind of really bad because if you're using this tool in good faith, relying on it to fetch the correct timestamp from an external server, you may end up *accidentally* producing misleading evidence if your system time is set incorrectly.

      idk, this tool actually seems *fine* for what it is - a free website screenshot tool with an embedded timestamp and url, and seemingly good motives (i didn't find any telemetry/tracking/subscriptions, it probably exists to get their own brand in front of more (global) eyes)

      i think these mistakes are likely a result of miscommunication between marketing/management/developers, i've emailed globaleyez about these findings in hopes that they will update their claims and the timestamping logic to not be misleading - lets see how they respond

      chrome web store

Why screenseal?
screenseal is the ideal solution for the legally admissible preservation and verification of online content. Designed for compliance officers, legal teams, investigators, and brand-protection specialists, among others, screenseal captures online content with automatic timestamps (UTC or local), so every screenshot you take is authenticated, tamper-proof, and admissible in court.

bottom of the page has a screenseal overlay:
2026-08-17 13:38:22 - Timestamp from google.de
Title: screenseal - Chrome Web Store
Source: https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/screenseal/jmcjphdoabnpmefndchmahicmojchggd

QR code that links to the source URL
globaleyez logo

      Alt...chrome web store Why screenseal? screenseal is the ideal solution for the legally admissible preservation and verification of online content. Designed for compliance officers, legal teams, investigators, and brand-protection specialists, among others, screenseal captures online content with automatic timestamps (UTC or local), so every screenshot you take is authenticated, tamper-proof, and admissible in court. bottom of the page has a screenseal overlay: 2026-08-17 13:38:22 - Timestamp from google.de Title: screenseal - Chrome Web Store Source: https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/screenseal/jmcjphdoabnpmefndchmahicmojchggd QR code that links to the source URL globaleyez logo

      Chrome Extensions page with screenseal open - the DevTools of the extension have been opened up and are showing that the "Timestamp from google.de" text is hardcoded and that the Date is actually just retrieved with the "new Date" JavaScript constructor.

      Alt...Chrome Extensions page with screenseal open - the DevTools of the extension have been opened up and are showing that the "Timestamp from google.de" text is hardcoded and that the Date is actually just retrieved with the "new Date" JavaScript constructor.

      Time time is changed into the future in the computer's settings - August 20th. The screenseal tool watermarks the page as August 20th. A Google search on the side for "what is the time" displays the correct date - August 17th.

      Alt...Time time is changed into the future in the computer's settings - August 20th. The screenseal tool watermarks the page as August 20th. A Google search on the side for "what is the time" displays the correct date - August 17th.

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      [?]Alesandro Ortiz 🇵🇷🏳️‍🌈 » 🌐
      @AlesandroOrtiz@infosec.exchange

      @rebane2001 Where is the server-side timestamp claim? I don't see it in CWS listing, and their website seems to have the same text too: globaleyez.net/en/screenseal

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        [?]Rebane » 🌐
        @rebane2001@infosec.exchange

        @AlesandroOrtiz on the screenshots themselves - you can see it on the example screenshot on the page

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          [?]Alesandro Ortiz 🇵🇷🏳️‍🌈 » 🌐
          @AlesandroOrtiz@infosec.exchange

          @rebane2001👍🏻 I somehow missed it, was focused on the CWS description.

          I want to hear from a lawyer whether this would get any cases thrown out (probably not unless there's further evidence of actual tampering by party using the screenshots).

          Probably would lead to some level of court sanctions or reprimand when globaleyez is using it in their own court cases, though.

            [?]Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦 » 🌐
            @rysiek@mstdn.social

            I am shocked. Nobody could have seen it coming. Nobody, I tell you! :blobcatcoffee:
            futurism.com/future-society/co

            > As one New York financier told Financial Times journalist Gillian Tett, new hires who were seen as “AI natives” are turning out to have alarmingly shallow ideas. So much so, the anonymous finance worker admitted, that his firm now actively avoids seeking out AI-literate STEM graduates, and opts to comb through humanities students instead.

            Oh, the humanities!

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              [?]Mensch, Marina » 🌐
              @energisch_@troet.cafe

              @rysiek hmpf.... artificial is not intelligent, it's pattern recognition, it's statistical gambling, it is NO LOGIC, no reasoning, not even smart or creative.

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                [?]Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦 » 🔓
                @rysiek@mstdn.social

                @energisch_ yes, sorry, I was being sarcastic.

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                  [?]Carina C. Zona [she, her] » 🔓
                  @cczona@hachyderm.io

                  @rysiek I am so sad for students who have been deprived of an education and even worse atrophied critical reasonong skills. Academia has wronged them by tolerating this technology, let alone encouraging them to depend on it. They are the victims of a horribly unethical human subjects experiment. The worse is yet to come in tje years ahead, as children come of age having never once learned how to learn.

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                    [?]Robert von Oliva » 🔓
                    @naruciakk@ak.kawen.space

                    @cczona @rysiek A huge problem, at least in academia, is that most of the work is done individually, not in the controlled environment. Simply banning LLMs won't work, because... how are you going to police that? Unless the student is using them very badly, it is quite impossible to detect them. I've seen my colleagues, who are real plagiarsm-busters, failing to do so quite often, and they are really good at that.

                    What's funny is that these "encouraging" tasks for students are often better in mitigating these problems than the outright LLM ban, because they are made with these limitations in mind

                    Although my experience comes from teaching science and engineering classes, so maybe in humanities and social sciences people have better tools.

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                      [?]Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦 » 🔓
                      @rysiek@mstdn.social

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                      [?]Jo - pièce de résistance » 🌐
                      @JoBlakely@mastodon.social

                      @rysiek this is fantastic. I love how the whole test was set up. What a great teacher.

                        [?]Iwillyeah » 🌐
                        @Iwillyeah@mastodon.ie

                        @rysiek I actually hate this sense that kids are supposed to come almost fully formed into their workplace, ready to do amazing things on graduate wages. You want them to do groundbreaking, deep thinking? Model it. Teach it. Cultivate it. Pay it.

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                          [?]Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦 » 🔓
                          @rysiek@mstdn.social

                          @Iwillyeah it's not about being fully formed. It's about having the capacity of critical thinking. That *is* something the education system – from elementary schools all the way up to universities – should be cultivating, and it is clearly failing at that.

                          Critical thinking is so much more than job training. It is necessary for a healthy, vibrant society, for effective political debate, for so many more things. We *should* be alarmed that people exit the education system struggling with it.

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                            [?]Leszek [singular masculine/masculine animate/animate neutral depending on the grammar of your language] » 🔓
                            @makdaam@chaos.social

                            @rysiek Last time I checked most of the elementary to high school education (except STEM) was repetition, memorization and pattern matching. Any kind of original thought was punished.
                            This was shown perfectly when LLMs were able to pass any "humanities" exam or homework. It was scary talking to polish and history teachers who didn't see this as an example of how the schools are failing for decades. In most cases it was seen an issue with students not memorizing everything themselves.
                            @Iwillyeah

                              [?]Iwillyeah » 🔓
                              @Iwillyeah@mastodon.ie

                              @rysiek what can I say. The tune hasn't actually changed much in the 20 years I've been teaching. The next level has always complained that the level before them has failed to adequately prepare young people to progress to their level. Companies have been doing the unthinkable and wildly unorthodox thing of actually hiring arts graduates into non-arts roles for as.long as i can remember. Maybe it's really different this time, but the rhetoric is just not that new.

                                [?]Toni Aittoniemi » 🌐
                                @gimulnautti@mastodon.green

                                @rysiek This college graduation speaker put it all quite well!

                                mastodon.green/@gimulnautti/11

                                  [?]jer » 🌐
                                  @jerrej@mastodon.social

                                  @rysiek

                                  Us over here in the future saw it coming months ago: "Published May 9, 2026"

                                    [?]Zło To 🏴‍☠️ » 🔓
                                    @mattesilver@101010.pl

                                    @rysiek

                                    > decline in social skills

                                    way ahead of ya

                                      [?]jml » 🌐
                                      @juergenmarklembcke@mastodon.social

                                      @rysiek I am not sure if this also relates to the USA now being a rogue state with controlled media, a government so shallow as never seen on earth with horrifyimg morals?

                                        [?]darthvader42 » 🌐
                                        @darthvader42@sueden.social

                                        @rysiek I think my late career will have something similar to the "cobol effect" back in pre-2000.
                                        (for those who are not aware: year 2000 caused a major headache in legacy IT systems with date length, esp. old and effectivly non-replaceable systems running on Cobol. If you knew the language back then, you earned a shitload of money.)

                                          [?]Joe W » 🌐
                                          @drchaos@sauropods.win

                                          @rysiek Wait, you mean it's like the digital natives (naives) they keep telling me about?!

                                          (just because the young people grew up attached to their bloody cell phone doesn't mean they can do IT... this is not new, many guys tried studying computer science because they liked games and thought they knew about computers when I was at university - and that is the generation now expecting computer skills from new hires just because they have been online all their lives).

                                            [?]Paul Dot X » 🌐
                                            @bosconet@ioc.exchange

                                            @rysiek "AI natives" are these new hires from the future or do hiring execs just not understand the word native.

                                              [?]arabek » 🌐
                                              @arabek@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                              @rysiek żodyn siem nie spodziewoł, żodyn!!!

                                                [?]Coleen Walter » 🌐
                                                @coleenwalter@mastodon.social

                                                @rysiek Thank you for posting this. My daughter is in a humanities program in college and she frequently feels anxious that she’s making the wrong decision. She actually reads the material and writes without using assistance of AI tools, something she enjoys outside of classes. I’m going to show her the article you boosted and your amusing comment. Below is evidence of her diligence in studying for exams during the semester 😆

                                                A textbook with multiple colors of tabs marking pages to review

                                                Alt...A textbook with multiple colors of tabs marking pages to review

                                                  [?]Hans » 🌐
                                                  @Harbinger01173430@mastodon.social

                                                  @rysiek meanwhile, here I am, almost failing my thesis course because I loathed doing research but I managed to pass because my teacher forgot to grade a section of my whole file, lol.

                                                  I would rather write a creative story than do research ever again. Fuck that shit.

                                                    [?]Joseph » 🌐
                                                    @JosephMeyer@c.im

                                                    @rysiek I expect corvids to soon surpass some college graduates in critical thinking skills.

                                                      [?]fuzzyfuzzyfungus » 🌐
                                                      @fuzzyfuzzyfungus@cyberplace.social

                                                      @rysiek I'd be curious about the details of how this works: I can see people who went for the typically-less-lucrative degree out of genuine interest being more likely to have done their own work; but if it's just genuine interest that makes you do your own work there are STEM enthusiasts available as well.

                                                      Is it a sorting problem, with those genuine enthusiasts harder to distinguish from botherds who scored better? Is it an actual disciplinary rot problem and those departments fell faster?

                                                        [?]Arniepix » 🔓
                                                        @arniepix@masto.nyc

                                                        @rysiek

                                                        Alt...an animated GIF from the movie "Blazing Saddles". The Waco Kid (played by Gene Wilder) is telling Sheriff Bart (played by Cleavon Little), "You've got to remember that these are simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons."

                                                          [?]Liz » 🌐
                                                          @imaginaryuncle@masto.nu

                                                          @rysiek @purplepadma This is why schools who rush to integrate AI into every aspect of their curriculum are just so ridiculously short-sighted. It’s almost like they’re also full of alarmingly shallow ideas. Go figure.

                                                            [?]xs4me2 » 🌐
                                                            @xs4me2@mastodon.social

                                                            @rysiek

                                                            Im experiencing it in the workplace, people with an attitude that think they can google and copilot in 10 minutes the engineering gut feeling and craftsmanship you build in a career…

                                                              [?]derptron » 🌐
                                                              @crazyeddie@mastodon.social

                                                              @rysiek Surprised humanities doesn't have the same problem. Must be lagging a little bit?

                                                              Now that there's interest in that field, albeit not intrinsically, maybe it'll get the attention it needs to catch up :p

                                                                [?]John » 🌐
                                                                @mrkeen@mastodon.social

                                                                @rysiek Be wary of any news story that prompts a "see I told you so" reaction. Confirmation bias aside, this story does not address all the non-STEM students using AI too.

                                                                  [?]⏩︎VOTE⏪︎ ᶜʸⁿⁱᶜⁱˢᵐ⁼ᵃᶜᶜᵉᵖᵗᵃⁿᶜᵉ (Ben Royce) » 🌐
                                                                  @benroyce@mastodon.social

                                                                  @rysiek

                                                                  hey, "AI native" people:

                                                                  what do they need you for?

                                                                  turning yourself into a small markov chain chat script, and thinking you have an employable future repeating what you asked the AI, is a joke

                                                                  no one will notice?

                                                                  no one will simply say:

                                                                  "if that's all you do, what do we need you for?"

                                                                  there is no way to "integrate AI into your workflow"

                                                                  you have to have skills that *mean something*

                                                                  turning yourself into a plastic moron means you're eminently replaceable

                                                                  by

                                                                    [?]That Man Dopes » 🔓
                                                                    @macacator@mastodon.social

                                                                    @rysiek
                                                                    My wife was at work one day, her colleague came to her with an issue: printer not printing. She asked him what had he done so far, and he says: "scatgpt just had me go down a list and nothing worked. "

                                                                    She goes down to the printer and asks the user a question: "when did you start having issues? "

                                                                    Turned out, user unplugged everything to move around, then plugged the cable in the ethernet port and not USB. Wife confirmed this, fixed it, and printer ejaculated jobs.

                                                                    This was the look she gave him when the user said that. "

STOP IMPLICITLY TRUSTING SCATGPT YOU FUCKING MUPPETS!"

                                                                    Alt...This was the look she gave him when the user said that. " STOP IMPLICITLY TRUSTING SCATGPT YOU FUCKING MUPPETS!"

                                                                      [?]Mark T. Tomczak » 🌐
                                                                      @mark@mastodon.fixermark.com

                                                                      @rysiek This is not bad news.

                                                                      ... In fact, I'm going to be talking at my alma mater government-and-international-studies high school in October and I may work this anecdote in, because I already intend to say something to the effect of "they gave me an undergrad BS degree from one of the more prestigious tech unis with one class of intro philosophy, one class of intro econ, and a safety factors class I dropped before midterms under my belt, and maybe that's a problem."

                                                                        [?]Deb Nam-Krane » 🌐
                                                                        @dnkboston@apobangpo.space

                                                                        @rysiek I homeschooled my youngest pretty much the whole way through*. They laugh at people who use AI. They are also extremely critical, analytical thinkers who are allergic to bs.

                                                                        I want to pat myself on the back and say it's because I did something right, but I suspect that it's more because they didn't have something *wrong* done to them.

                                                                        *Yes, we taught them evolution, the Big Bang, and math.

                                                                          [?]Graeme 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 » 🌐
                                                                          @pa27@mastodon.social

                                                                          @rysiek FFS... is about all you can say to that!

                                                                            [?]Grenouille (dé)confite » 🌐
                                                                            @grede@piaille.fr

                                                                            @rysiek As if "humanities" students were immune against using AI instead of thinking by themselves...

                                                                              [?]hnapel » 🌐
                                                                              @hnapel@mastodon.social

                                                                              @rysiek

                                                                              haha they know Jack Shit

                                                                              AI-modus

"Know jack shit" is a common American English slang phrase that means to know absolutely nothing at all.Here is a quick breakdown of how the phrase works, its grammar, and where it comes from:💡 Meaning & Usage The Definition: "Jack" or "jack shit" is used as a substitute for the word "nothing". The Negative Form: It is almost always used in a negative sentence, such as "I don't know jack shit about cars". Because it is informal vernacular, speakers often use it with a double negative ("I don't know jack shit") to mean "I don't know anything". The Softer Version: If you want to be slightly less vulgar, you can drop the second word and just say, "You don't know jack".

                                                                              Alt...AI-modus "Know jack shit" is a common American English slang phrase that means to know absolutely nothing at all.Here is a quick breakdown of how the phrase works, its grammar, and where it comes from:💡 Meaning & Usage The Definition: "Jack" or "jack shit" is used as a substitute for the word "nothing". The Negative Form: It is almost always used in a negative sentence, such as "I don't know jack shit about cars". Because it is informal vernacular, speakers often use it with a double negative ("I don't know jack shit") to mean "I don't know anything". The Softer Version: If you want to be slightly less vulgar, you can drop the second word and just say, "You don't know jack".

                                                                                [?]Hamishthepiper » 🌐
                                                                                @hamishthepiper@ioc.exchange

                                                                                @rysiek @briankrebs I have a BA in English, yet do DFIR and my incident reports are better for it. I always have a narrative with a protagonist and rising action, unfortunately there’s not always a satisfying resolution…

                                                                                  [?]canleaf08 加拿大葉子 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇪🇺 [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                  @canleaf@mastodon.social

                                                                                  @rysiek but they want us to use AI and agents to code to keep our jobs?

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                                                                                    [?]Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦 » 🔓
                                                                                    @rysiek@mstdn.social

                                                                                    @canleaf you do realize "they" might mean different actual people or organizations, right?

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                                                                                      [?]Kitten.Koder » 🌐
                                                                                      @KittenKoder@mastodon.social

                                                                                      @rysiek

                                                                                      The reason the techbros were pushing social media addiction and ai slop is because they want to infantilize the fucking masses. They do this because then they can feel superior.

                                                                                      Only what they're doing is destroying society as a whole, and soon the techbros will be facing a massive mob of violent people and none of their technology will work.

                                                                                        [?]Carl [he/er] » 🌐
                                                                                        @carl@chaos.social

                                                                                        @rysiek I am even more shocked. Who could have known, possibly.

                                                                                          [?]spell » 🌐
                                                                                          @mindfuck_inc@mastodon.social

                                                                                          @rysiek when the plagiarism machines started doing well on some standardized tests we could have taken it as a sign that this way of teaching and grading is broken, instead it was used to fuel the bubble. Oh, well, at least they are creating some amazing value for shareholders.

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                                                                                            [?]Mx. Chara Aznable of Pnictogen [They/Them] » 🌐
                                                                                            @mxchara@cyberpunk.lol

                                                                                            @rysiek It is so incredibly depressing to think that there are however many thousands or myriads of colleges and universities in the United States, and let's throw in high schools as well because the hi-power high schools posture themselves as basically the onramp into higher , have gone all-in on this "AI literacy" nonsense. Can we please take the concept of literacy away from the techlords now? Please?

                                                                                              [?]Dr. Adam [Dr / he / him] » 🌐
                                                                                              @adamsteer@mapstodon.space

                                                                                              @rysiek 4+ years of job hunting shows that bosses, in fact, reject the concept of critical thinking as a general skill.

                                                                                              And oh boy do I have things to say about the depth of ideas coming out of long-established C suites 😬

                                                                                                [?]Bakunin Boys » 🌐
                                                                                                @bakuninboys@aus.social

                                                                                                @rysiek I don't think it's AI.

                                                                                                If you ask these kids what they want to be when they grow up, they don't say doctor or teacher or fireman. They say "I want to be rich". Money was always a means to an end, but now it's an end in itself. These kids have grown up in a world where the people who should be in jail are raping their classmates, because they are rich, because they are powerful. The people they admire and respect are barely scraping by. The mask slipped during covid and now they know the only escape from the capital monster is to be the capital monster.

                                                                                                These kids aren't AI pilled. They're CEO pilled. That's why they're dumb.

                                                                                                  [?]Nomdeb » 🌐
                                                                                                  @nomdeb@mstdn.social

                                                                                                  @rysiek This isn't totally new. Mumblemumble decades ago, a friend of mine in SF, who headed up the local office of international tech firm told me he'd rather hire humanities/artists than those who only trained to coder because you can teach a creative to code, but not the other way around necessarily. That's why this new focus on AI for coding - maybe the grunt work - but then how do people learn - has me rolling my eyes. It takes intelligence and creativity to build things. Not AI vibes.

                                                                                                    [?]tuban_muzuru » 🌐
                                                                                                    @tuban_muzuru@beige.party

                                                                                                    @rysiek

                                                                                                    How is this not just another perennial grump about Kidz These Days?

                                                                                                    Semper eadem

                                                                                                      [?]Toni Aittoniemi » 🌐
                                                                                                      @gimulnautti@mastodon.green

                                                                                                      RE: loops.video/v/hvWYLmfg_B

                                                                                                      The AI graduation speech they didn’t show you at Tech Bro Bootlicker Central!

                                                                                                      ”Fuck AI!”

                                                                                                      ”College graduation speakers across America are telling you need to master AI for the future. I’m here to the mission of your generation is to destroy AI. Kill it!”

                                                                                                      ”I think your generation’s battle won’t be humans against AI. It’s gonna be people with substance vs people with shallow knowledge. It’s going to be mastery versus faking it. It’s gonna be people with good taste vs tacky.”

                                                                                                      Hear hear!! 🔥

                                                                                                      [?]Akademy » 🌐
                                                                                                      @akademy@floss.social

                                                                                                      KDE is turning 30! 🎂

                                                                                                      Celebrate with us at the social event with good food, drinks, music, and plenty of KDE birthday fun activities.

                                                                                                      Let’s celebrate three decades of KDE together. 🎉

                                                                                                      akademy.kde.org/2026/social-ev

                                                                                                      Graphics: Konqi with 30

                                                                                                      Alt...Graphics: Konqi with 30

                                                                                                        [?]Jana » 🌐
                                                                                                        @janamarie@mystical.garden

                                                                                                        HQ

                                                                                                        A photo up a weird modern rounded building made of black glass and white structural elements. All corners are rounded, giving it an evil vibe

                                                                                                        Alt...A photo up a weird modern rounded building made of black glass and white structural elements. All corners are rounded, giving it an evil vibe

                                                                                                        A photo up a corner of the building. The sky above is white and blown out, the windows large, impenetrable.

                                                                                                        Alt...A photo up a corner of the building. The sky above is white and blown out, the windows large, impenetrable.

                                                                                                        A photo of its entrance, it is menacing, tall.

                                                                                                        Alt...A photo of its entrance, it is menacing, tall.

                                                                                                          [?]jonny (nonvenomous) [they/them] » 🌐
                                                                                                          @jonny@neuromatch.social

                                                                                                          Uber driver had a reason for being vegetarian I hadn't heard before: "if you add up all the hamburgers people eat, there aren't enough cows for that, so meat must be fake"

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                                                                                                          [?]Condor Puma Serpiente » 🌐
                                                                                                          @brad@m.toad.host

                                                                                                          @jonny That's one way to get there, I suppose

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                                                                                                            [?]jonny (nonvenomous) [they/them] » 🔓
                                                                                                            @jonny@neuromatch.social

                                                                                                            @brad
                                                                                                            All I could do is give him a hell ya

                                                                                                              [?]ƒ: 🪿️→ ℝ [she/they] » 🔓
                                                                                                              @emma@orbital.horse

                                                                                                              @jonny let me guess, he asked a chatbot?

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                                                                                                                [?]jonny (nonvenomous) [they/them] » 🔓
                                                                                                                @jonny@neuromatch.social

                                                                                                                @emma
                                                                                                                Hell no he hates the ai and social media, all full of lies, which I heartily agree with

                                                                                                                  [?]Chris Simpson [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                  @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                  @jonny I'm so confused although sorta impressed with the 4d chess thinking. Why wouldn't a vegetarian eat a burger if they were sure it didn't have meat in it?

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                                                                                                                    [?]Fritz Adalis [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                    @FritzAdalis@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                    @chris_e_simpson @jonny
                                                                                                                    He's sure it has meat not from cows in it.

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                                                                                                                      [?]jonny (nonvenomous) [they/them] » 🔓
                                                                                                                      @jonny@neuromatch.social

                                                                                                                      @FritzAdalis
                                                                                                                      @chris_e_simpson
                                                                                                                      It was unclear what the non meat material was, it was bad whatever it is though

                                                                                                                        [?]Lucaas ✍️👖🦄 [they, any] » 🌐
                                                                                                                        @Lucaas@jorts.horse

                                                                                                                        possible mild spoiler for a Stephen King book [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                        @jonny @troublewithwords He may have read 11/22/63 by Stephen King and thinks that's where the meat is coming from? That book changed me, too. But like, I'd still eat the burgers! 🤷‍♂️

                                                                                                                          [?]Sharp Leaves » 🌐
                                                                                                                          @BoysenberryCider@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                          @jonny Despite stereotypes of vegetarians being preachy, over the years I've got many unsolicited comments from meat eaters telling me science "proves" vegetarianism is unhealthy/makes me a pussy/I'm missing out.

                                                                                                                          It helps to always have a smartarse answer to the inevitable question. Why don't you eat meat? Because I enjoy killing plants. Because animals are stealing all our food, we need to get it first. Because there's no such thing as mad broccoli disease. etc. etc.

                                                                                                                            [?]Gemma ⭐️🔰🇺🇸 🇵🇭 🎐 » 🌐
                                                                                                                            @gcvsa@mstdn.plus

                                                                                                                            @jonny Two things:
                                                                                                                            1. Your driver greatly underestimates how many cows there are.
                                                                                                                            2. Most fast food burgers aren't 100% beef. I forget what the limit is, but the USDA permits up to a certain percentage of TVP added to beef before it has to be labelled differently. 20%? If I remember correctly, above 20%, it starts to no longer taste or feel like real meat.

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                                                                                                                              [?]Gemma ⭐️🔰🇺🇸 🇵🇭 🎐 » 🌐
                                                                                                                              @gcvsa@mstdn.plus

                                                                                                                              @jonny As of 2026-01-01, the USDA reported 86.2 million head of cattle in the US, of which 27.6 million were beef cattle, specifically.

                                                                                                                              This is a historically low number.

                                                                                                                              npr.org/2026/05/29/nx-s1-57195

                                                                                                                              nass.usda.gov/Newsroom/2026/01

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                                                                                                                                [?]jonny (nonvenomous) [they/them] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                @jonny@neuromatch.social

                                                                                                                                @gcvsa
                                                                                                                                There are so many goddamn cows

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Gemma ⭐️🔰🇺🇸 🇵🇭 🎐 » 🔓
                                                                                                                                  @gcvsa@mstdn.plus

                                                                                                                                  @jonny And that barely even scratches the surface. This of course only counts meat production (not dairy), but the scale of livestock production in the US is a lot larger than people realize, because most Americans never see it except in the grocery store, where it is mostly sanitized and packaged.

                                                                                                                                  chart of annual us consumption of beef, pork, and chicken

                                                                                                                                  Alt...chart of annual us consumption of beef, pork, and chicken

                                                                                                                                    [?]Nazo » 🔓
                                                                                                                                    @nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social

                                                                                                                                    @jonny The funny thing is there actually has been some work to create "synthetic meats" where it's basically just meat grown in a vat and honestly I for one would be 100% ok with that. (Heck, it's about 100,000x more likely to be safe compared to real meat, would be more consistent and more controlled, wouldn't have certain gross features of real meat probably no one here wants to hear, and you don't get more zero cruelty than than just meat cells grown in a vat.) But of course that will never go over in this society.

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                                                                                                                                      [?]jonny (nonvenomous) [they/them] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                      @jonny@neuromatch.social

                                                                                                                                      @nazokiyoubinbou
                                                                                                                                      I have been waiting for and am a proponent of vat meat, surely it must be more efficient than raising a whole animal, and it resolves all the ethical concerns I have with meat (while raising a few more smaller in magnitude concerns), but I believe the meat lobby is too powerful for it to get beyond prototypes - I think it is proactively illegal in TX before it even exists as a commercial reality

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                                                                                                                                        [?]Nazo » 🔓
                                                                                                                                        @nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social

                                                                                                                                        @jonny Agreed 100%. And yes, if it's not exponentially more efficient than raising animals both in cost and actual resource usage (if applied at scale of course!) I will eat my shoes.

                                                                                                                                        And yes, I am 100% certain that it will never ever be allowed here. Not because there is anything at all wrong with it but because it would disrupt profitable industries.

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                                                                                                                                          [?]Linza » 🔓
                                                                                                                                          @Linza@kamu.social

                                                                                                                                          @nazokiyoubinbou @jonny Bless y'all for thinking controlled environment agriculture is 100% safe but it ain't unless everyone follows the regulations and the regulations are strict af. See also: diarrhea lettuce.

                                                                                                                                          Source: did my thesis on vertical farming in the near-Arctic

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                                                                                                                                            [?]Nazo » 🔓
                                                                                                                                            @nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social

                                                                                                                                            @Linza @jonny All I said was "100,000x safer." The times I used the term "100%" were about other things.

                                                                                                                                            That wasn't meant to be literal either.

                                                                                                                                            You have to admit it's still safe*er*.

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                                                                                                                                              [?]jonny (nonvenomous) [they/them] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                              @jonny@neuromatch.social

                                                                                                                                              @nazokiyoubinbou
                                                                                                                                              @Linza
                                                                                                                                              Yeah I could see horrible things going wrong in a meat vat facility, but I just assume the default mode of agriculture is "unsafe except for strict enforcement of regulations" since it is sort of the main thing that caused there to be industrial regulations in this country at least

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                                                                                                                                                [?]Nazo » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                @nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social

                                                                                                                                                @jonny @Linza Seriously, all the times I've heard of e. coli outbreaks and etc because of the fertilizer used... Yep. "Safer" and "100% safe" are definitely not the same thing here.

                                                                                                                                                Also, wasn't there some big outbreak of "mad cow disease" a good while back?

                                                                                                                                                So yeah, all I claim here is that vat-grown meats are safer because at least they are mostly going to be given plain nutrients and not, you know, that stuff.

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]Linza » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                  @Linza@kamu.social

                                                                                                                                                  @nazokiyoubinbou @jonny mmmm microbe soup

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                                                                                                                                                    [?]jonny (nonvenomous) [they/them] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                    @jonny@neuromatch.social

                                                                                                                                                    @Linza
                                                                                                                                                    @nazokiyoubinbou
                                                                                                                                                    There is some incredible broth potential in bioengineered scobylike organoids designed exclusively to be broth tissue

                                                                                                                                                      [?]Mildly Amusing Bored Housewife » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                      @lifeunfiltered@c.im

                                                                                                                                                      @jonny I’ll smoke what he’s smoking.

                                                                                                                                                        [?]Rachael L » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                        @r343l@freeradical.zone

                                                                                                                                                        @jonny It takes all kinds to make the world and human society the glorious mess that it is. :)

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                                                                                                                                                          [?]jonny (nonvenomous) [they/them] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                          @jonny@neuromatch.social

                                                                                                                                                          @r343l
                                                                                                                                                          Yes definitely my takeaway too. Always love chatting up the cab drivers when I take them

                                                                                                                                                            [?]Dizzy » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                            @BubblegumYeti@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                            @jonny he is not entirely wrong

                                                                                                                                                              [?]Jay » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                              @WhiteCatTamer@mastodon.online

                                                                                                                                                              @jonny …given his reasoning/understanding of things, how sure are you that he is accurately describing his own diet…?

                                                                                                                                                              “Oh but chicken wings don’t count”, that sorta thing.

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                                                                                                                                                                [?]jonny (nonvenomous) [they/them] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                @jonny@neuromatch.social

                                                                                                                                                                @WhiteCatTamer
                                                                                                                                                                His description of his diet was that he buys fruits and vegetables directly from farmers, and with that kind of intentionality i am not going to try and fact check him lol

                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Ray Greenwell » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                  @wtfwtf_ok@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                                                                  @jonny did you say, holy crap nobody ever thought to add it all up before.

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]jonny (nonvenomous) [they/them] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                    @jonny@neuromatch.social

                                                                                                                                                                    @wtfwtf_ok
                                                                                                                                                                    As far as I know nobody is on making sure both sides of these counts even out except him

                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Allan » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                      @allancavanagh@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                      @jonny if it’s fake then every burger eater is already a vegetarian.

                                                                                                                                                                      Alt...Animated gif of Blonde woman with hand over mouth looking confused with math symbols flying about in front of her

                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Dr. Bruce Simpson » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                        @bms@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                                                                                                        @jonny They are made from the sacred cows, and as Samuel Clemens once said, they make the tastiest hamburgers.

                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Aaron :bc:🖖 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                          @a@beige.party

                                                                                                                                                                          @jonny Hwut?

                                                                                                                                                                          Alt...Katy Perry Eye Roll GIF

                                                                                                                                                                            [?]ZapperDJ » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                            @ZapperDJ@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                            @jonny back when I was young, in my country, there was a widespread idea that McDonalds an Burguer King hamburguers were secretly made with rat meat

                                                                                                                                                                              [?]cultdev » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                              @cultdev@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                              @jonny that is, as of sometime in the last 20 years, absolutely by far the best line of reasoning to put forth to get the average person to stop eating meat. i may start using it

                                                                                                                                                                                [?]brainwashed by lentils » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                @pelle@veganism.social

                                                                                                                                                                                @jonny but a real death burger is so much worse than a fake. 🙃

                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Lucky ✨ » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                  @lucky@mastodon.nz

                                                                                                                                                                                  @jonny i've got another one for you: i found a guy once who believed protein was inherently poisonous and all protein consumption was a scam by Big Protein and also that all sin was caused by protein, and that's why he was vegan, because he didn't eat any protein sources. He thought all lustful thoughts were actually just your brain's response to constipation caused by protein consumption

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                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]jonny (nonvenomous) [they/them] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                    @jonny@neuromatch.social

                                                                                                                                                                                    @lucky
                                                                                                                                                                                    That's awesome was this like related to any other beliefs about stuff or just a standalone protein religion

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                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]jonny (nonvenomous) [they/them] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                      @jonny@neuromatch.social

                                                                                                                                                                                      @lucky
                                                                                                                                                                                      What does Big Protein get out of making all of us lustful and constipated

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                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Lucky ✨ » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                        @lucky@mastodon.nz

                                                                                                                                                                                        @jonny i don't think he elaborated on it, i'm dying to find his manifesto again but it's tough with very few search terms. he wasn't nearly as verbose as something like Time Cube

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                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]jonny (nonvenomous) [they/them] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                          @jonny@neuromatch.social

                                                                                                                                                                                          @lucky

                                                                                                                                                                                          No results found for "protein" "sin" "constipation"

Suggestions:

    Check spelling
    Try related keywords
    Retry search without quotes: protein sin constipation

                                                                                                                                                                                          Alt...No results found for "protein" "sin" "constipation" Suggestions: Check spelling Try related keywords Retry search without quotes: protein sin constipation

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                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Lucky ✨ » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                            @lucky@mastodon.nz

                                                                                                                                                                                            @jonny i remember him using some terms like bloodmouth and carnist but they've oversaturated the internet now so that's not helping... sad

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                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]jonny (nonvenomous) [they/them] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                              @jonny@neuromatch.social

                                                                                                                                                                                              @lucky
                                                                                                                                                                                              I think that's more general vegan terminology but I am specifically interested by the sin angle

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                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Lucky ✨ » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                @lucky@mastodon.nz

                                                                                                                                                                                                @jonny en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnold_E this is a different guy but a really exciting type of crank i hadn't yet encountered. anti-mucous!

                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]jonny (nonvenomous) [they/them] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                  @jonny@neuromatch.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                  @lucky
                                                                                                                                                                                                  There is some 1% economic preference towards protein consumption when constipated and horny that has caused an entire population-wide psychoengineering project to close the loop with the protein cycle

                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Mr Funk E Dude 🖖 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                    @Mrfunkedude@beige.party

                                                                                                                                                                                                    @jonny @Taweret I once had a friend who told me that they weren’t a vegetarian because they didn’t like meat. They were a vegetarian because they hated vegetables.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                      @rysiek@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                      A bunch of "hackers hacked" stories in my timeline today. 🙄

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Reminder: the more you (journalists and editors working at media companies) misuse the h-word to make your story sound 👻 scary 👻, the more you entrench the idea that the problem with security of our day to day devices is that there exist people who have technical skills and are able to break into them – rather than the fact that their manufacturers don't give a crap about security, making that easy.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      And the less secure we all become.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦 » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                      @rysiek@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                      This also has knock-on effects for the AI hype BS.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      If all stories focus on the actors able to break into things, rather than companies who fail to secure their stuff (often in most basic ways), then of course OpenAI and Anthropic get to exploit that to pump hype before their IPOs.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Instead of what should be happening, which is Anthropic and OpenAI facing hard questions about why they failed to sandbox their crap effectively, leading to multiple security incidents.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦 » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                      @rysiek@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                      And, this is also how two years after CrowdStrike b0rked update took down innumerable systems – including at airports and hospitals, one wonders what the human cost of that was! – nobody faced any real responsibility for that.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Words matter. Narratives matter. Journalists and editors should understand this.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      "Hackers hacked a thing" reporting is journalistic malpractice.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*) » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                      @david_chisnall@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                      @rysiek I followed some very cynical advice that someone who’s been in this industry for longer than me gave: I bought shares in ClownStrike and sold them six weeks later, for a 50% return. The advice was: whenever a big company has a cybersecurity incident, their stock price dips and recovers within three months because there aren’t actually any long-term consequences. So I look at their pre-dip price, buy the shares, and set them to be sold when the price is slightly above the pre-dip value.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      I did the same thing with UNFI (I think this one actually took three months to recover to the pre-dip value).

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Both shares are currently trading at well above what I sold them for (I don’t normally hold shares unless I understand their business, so I have no idea if these are actually companies with reasonable long-term business models, but they didn’t seem to suffer at all financially from their incidents).

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                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Kevin C 🎬 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                        @kcarr2015@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                        @rysiek
                                                                                                                                                                                                        I'm from the 80s and I am repeatedly confused as to why people think constantly connected devices would ever be fully secure.

                                                                                                                                                                                                        Like, these devices are plugged in to the entire planet all the time, they're secure until someone on the planet finally breaks it's security. 😖

                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Stephen Foskett » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                          @sfoskett@techfieldday.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                          @rysiek in my experience most people claiming they were hacked had incredibly poor security practices, and vibe coding is making it worse

                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]⏩︎VOTE⏪︎ ᶜʸⁿⁱᶜⁱˢᵐ⁼ᵃᶜᶜᵉᵖᵗᵃⁿᶜᵉ (Ben Royce) » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                            @benroyce@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                            @rysiek

                                                                                                                                                                                                            OH LAWD HERE THEY COME

                                                                                                                                                                                                            EL1T3 HAXX0RS

                                                                                                                                                                                                            it's easier to play at lazy stereotypes than convey accurate meaning

                                                                                                                                                                                                            Alt...EL1T3 HAXX0R (got in a ski mask at a computer)

                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Jesse McClure :progress_pride: [He / Him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                              @jmcclure@sciences.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                              @rysiek

                                                                                                                                                                                                              Those in power want the masses to view people with any skill or expertise (technical or otherwise) as the enemy. If our societies truly valued knowledge and expertise, those currently in power would be in trouble as they lack both.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]derptron » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                @crazyeddie@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                @rysiek "And pretty soon anyone with a raspberry pi will be able to use an AI to break into your bank or your home video monitoring software to watch your kids change. We can't even barely keep a handle on the things ourselves!!! Something must be done and we know what that needs to be."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]gim » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @gim@lou.lt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @rysiek shifting responsibility. Given it seems to be much worse than it was, it begs the question: is this intentional

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]notBread 🏴‍☠️ » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @zeerphling@kolektiva.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @rysiek

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    If the media actually put the blame of poor security practices on the shoulders of businesses then it might affect share prices, and that would somehow be worse than actually attempting to fix the problem.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]bitsavers » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @bitsavers@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @rysiek

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The latest propaganda is "It's the Iranians"
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Before that it was the Chinese

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Why, exactly aren't we air-gapping infrastructure control systems again?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Phil M0OFX » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @philpem@digipres.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @rysiek Can confirm. The worst part of working in that industry is the clients who'd get upset about findings and demand they remove or downgrade them.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        One asked for CVSS scoring and blew a fuse when half the report was CVSS 10.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        It's sad that we could have software as well-built as some of our bridges, but it's spoiled by profit, greed and "gotta go fast" culture

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Walter van Holst » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @whvholst@eupolicy.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @philpem @rysiek I have also seen at least one pentest report that claimed a very high CVSS score for the inclusion of a *public* key into the source code.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦 » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @rysiek@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @whvholst @philpem look, quantum is right around the corner, better safe than sorry!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            :blobcatpeek:

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]#1 yuri expert » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @wiki@please-dominate.me

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              a sign with a trans flag background that says "the scariest thing in the bathroom is still the hand dryer"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Alt...a sign with a trans flag background that says "the scariest thing in the bathroom is still the hand dryer"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @rysiek@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              admittedly a slightly too adversarial take [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              RE: ec.social-network.europa.eu/@E

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Reminder to USAians that the US banking sector being shit and not being able to process transactions in a sane way – thus creating the conditions for shitty band-aids like cryptocurrencies or venmos – is largely a matter of choice on part of the legislators and regulatory bodies.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Walter van Holst » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @whvholst@eupolicy.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @rysiek Mostly the legislature, but same difference.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦 » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @rysiek@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @whvholst fair point

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Nemo_bis 🌈 » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @nemobis@mamot.fr

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @rysiek @whvholst I do have some hope that the Fed will do something useful. FedNow shows they are finally copying some of the ECB playbook for TARGET/T2.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FedNow

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  (But it can be argued that the ECB stands a chance only because the EC previously had some strong antitrust action to make payment processing less abusive. So, your point stands.)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    i wonder if you could make a useful DOS executable with just emoji

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    one intriguing possibility is that several UTF-8 emoji codepoints start with 0xF0 which is an otherwise harmless prefix on 8088

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    💯 -> f0 9f 92 af

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    this becomes

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    00000000    F0 9F   lock lahf
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    00000002 92 xchg dx,ax
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    00000003 AF scasd

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Although you're stuck with 9F it seems, so you're constantly trashing AH by calling lahf. If we accept this as a constant side effect, we can just use half of the bytes.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    unfortunately you kinda need AH to call interrupts...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    so let's identify some useful emoji.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    here's NOP:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    🐐

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    there are 3717 of these. surely some of them have to be useful

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    unfortunately i don't see any that begin with F0 9F B0-BF

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    that would have been nice, since that would have given us mov reg,imm

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    A lot of other emoji start with E2, which is a LOOP instruction - not particularly useful there, but maybe we can use E2 to complete another instruction. we also have E3 which is JCXZ. i'm drawing a blank.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    0️⃣1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣4️⃣5️⃣6️⃣7️⃣8️⃣9️⃣

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    are all potentially useful ALU operations though!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    these are "keycaps" and i don't know if they are technically emoji. but like, i figure if theyr'e in color they're emoji. that's my qualification.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    you can't make this shit up

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    the hourglass is FWAIT

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    a screenshot of part of a spreadsheet showing that the hourglass emoji decodes to LOCK LAHF FWAIT

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Alt...a screenshot of part of a spreadsheet showing that the hourglass emoji decodes to LOCK LAHF FWAIT

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    why am i doing this. i have other projects

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    because the world needs an emoji-based LLVM backend

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    all you really need, technically, is a small loader and emoji-encoder, then you just let Turing do all the work

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    jackpot: 😮 gives us

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    cbw
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    scasb

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    that's incredibly useful. now we can increment a pointer.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    👁️ gives us

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    xchg cx,ax
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    sub di,8FB8h

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    the xchg is just noise.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    the subtraction however is interesting. it's equivalent to adding 7048h.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    48h actually seems like a plausibly useful number

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    😪
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    gives us stosb. Now we can increment DI and we can write to it. oh baby

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    🐸.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    🐸 is the goddamn key to this whole thing

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    it's

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    F0 9F 90 B8.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    the first three bytes are essentially a 3-byte nop, but it ends on B8.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    B8 IS MOV AX, IMMEDIATE.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    i love u frog

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    i want to print "HELLO"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    how do we calculate hello if we can only use +1 and +48

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    you're never gonna believe me but guess what the hex ascii code for H is

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    we need a pointer into CGA video memory at segment B800.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    ☺️ gets us us B8EFh in DX. Good enough. It's about 3,824 bytes down the screen but we're using god damn emoji for assembly language here so i'm not too picky

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    ok how do we even initalize something to 0?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    8F F0 is an undocumented alias for POP AX.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    guess what DOS pushes to the stack for you when your COM program starts.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    that's right. a 0. now we have 0 in AX.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    a screenshot of the Marty X86 disassembler showing some emoji being used to build a very cursed 8088 program:

lahf
nop
mov ax,98E2h
mov dx,B8EFh
pop ax
lahf
cbw
xchg di,ax

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Alt...a screenshot of the Marty X86 disassembler showing some emoji being used to build a very cursed 8088 program: lahf nop mov ax,98E2h mov dx,B8EFh pop ax lahf cbw xchg di,ax

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    i was worried that this was going to be too stupid to be plausible, or require something like 32KiB of brainfuck-level shenanigans, but i actually think this is going to work

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    demo coders who compete in size coding categories know a lot of clever tricks that take advantage of how DOS intializes a program's PSP.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    les bx,[bx]
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    at the start of a DOS program gives you a usable pointer to VGA video memory.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    no really. how does this work? it ends up accessing a value in the PSP. DOS puts the value 0x9FFF there. used as a segment, that's only 16 bytes from the start of VGA memory.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    you can work around that.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    this is not related to emojissembly but i think its cool

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    i would like to propose new demo party categories.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    512 byte demos? yawn.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    512 emoji demos? now we're talking

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    okay. to write HELLO somewhere on the screen we have an additional issue in that we have to account for attribute bytes, we can't just yeet out the string HELLO as much as i'd like to and we already know calling int 21h or int 10h is off the table because we trash AH every instruction.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    we can probably just increment di twice to skip the attributes. or if its easier to generate a visible attribute byte i don't really care what color the letters are

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    okay hear me out

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    you know how LAHF is trashing AH constantly? how i figured that was annoying but ignorable?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    ... what if we fucked with the flags so that every time we executing LAHF it put a visible attribute byte in AH

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    i mean it doesn't have to be an attribute byte. i was just assuming AH would be garbage but we actually do control the value. sort of.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    WE HAVE AN H

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    the crap on the screen is CGA snow. it's happening because i end up looping over the whole thing and i'm not waiting for blanking periods to write to video memory. the CGA's DRAM is single-ported and this makes it upset

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    a screenshot of DosBox-X running a bunch of god damn emoji as a COM program.  the emoji have managed to print 'H' to the screen . there is a bunch of red and white crap on the screen due to CGA snow

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Alt...a screenshot of DosBox-X running a bunch of god damn emoji as a COM program. the emoji have managed to print 'H' to the screen . there is a bunch of red and white crap on the screen due to CGA snow

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    i usually like staging but DosBox-X's 8088 emulation is more accurate.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    why am i not using my own emulator? because it's a low level emulator and i have to reboot the entire machine when i hang the CPU. which i am doing. a lot.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    someday i'll have save states and that won't be a problem...

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    🐰 and 🐎 are now essential to this operation

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    oh, there's your problem right there. you forgot the horse opcode

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    ... i really need to work a cow into here somewhere, don't i

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    🐄 is TEST which is fairly useless but also probably pretty easy to make into an effective no-op. which is sort of lame, but hey.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    🐮 is SCASB though, that's got some promise, but i don't really need to read anything...

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    well, i can use it to increment di somewhere.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    okay, now i just have to cook.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    i think it's okay if i put crap on the screen other than HELLO as long as you can read HELLO

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    i mean that technically counts right

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    i'm not a fancy computer scientist person, but i think it's a fair assessment at this point that emoji are, in fact, turing complete

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Rebane boosted

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    The following is a valid DOS COM executable that prints "HELLO" in the lower right corner of the screen.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You can copy these emoji into a text editor, and save it as EMOJI.COM. it should be 141 bytes.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    It will run in DosBox-X, with the following options:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    cpu cputype=8086
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    machine cga

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    🐸☺️🐰🐎♐🗃️🧯🧯🧯🐮💗🦮🪏♐🐰🐹🗃️🧯🧯🧯🧯💗🪗🧯😗🧮🫪😗🧮😗🐮😪😔⭐

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    may god have mercy on my soul.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Here's a screenshot if you just want to take my word for it.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    a screenshot of "EMOJI.COM" running in DosBox-X, showing a black screen with "HELLO" in the lower right. One of the capital letter L's is green.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Alt...a screenshot of "EMOJI.COM" running in DosBox-X, showing a black screen with "HELLO" in the lower right. One of the capital letter L's is green.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    you may notice one of the letter L's is green. the green color comes from the flag register, because i really wanted to use one of those LAHFs for something.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    My demoscene-friend Trixter informs me that this is sadly unlikely to become a sizecoding category, because if the history of ASCII executables is any indication, someone would just make a converter at some point

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    so.. EmojiDOOM wen?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    could you actually make EmojiDOOM?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    One problem is that executing emoji becomes exponentially harder once you stop targeting the 8088.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    The 386 also has the lock prefix - but it enforces validity. Only certain opcodes are "lockable" and if you stick a LOCK prefix on an incompatible opcode you get an int 6 exception. Guess which mnemonic isn't lockable. LAHF :(

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No bueno.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Now, thankfully, insane folk like @sqpat have ported DOOM.. yes, the full version of DOOM to the 8088 real mode architecture.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The question is if that herculean effort can accommodate the code bloat that translating to emoji will inevitably entail.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        The relentless LAHF opcodes are just really, really annoying too. AH is a rather important register to have continually trashed, although we can pretty easily set it to either 00 or FF via CBW.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Also I checked ... the INT 10h instruction CD 10 to even change video modes does not appear in any of the 3,945 emoji i searched. We would have to generate the code for it and jump to it.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        with emoji.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        in short you would have to be utterly insane, or @foone

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          so anyway here's an emoji program that enters VGA mode 13h

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          🐸☺️😖🐰😗😯😯😯😯😯😯😯🐰☃️🐰☃️🐰☃️🐰☃️🐰☃️🐰☃️🐰☃️🐰☃️🐰☃️😯🐮🤐😬🗓️🐰☃️🐰☃️🐰☃️🧯🧯🧯🧯🧯🧯📗🐪🗓️🐰☃️🐰☃️🐰☃️🧮📗🐪🗓️🧯🧯🧯🧯🧮📗🐪🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐😗🧯🧯🧯🧯🧯🐮😗😐

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          as you can see this requires a lot of bunnies, snow men and goats.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]dmiException 💽 [they/them (or she/her)] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @domi@donotsta.re

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          i hate this game

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          screenshot of a steam store page for.. winbox?

the header image: tilted firewall filter view; overlaid with a couple Mangle Rule windows on top of each other. on the top right, there's the winbox logo. on the top left, the mikrotik logo

description text: Advanced desktop utility to manage RouterOS limitless configuration options. With WinBox you can setup any of MikroTik products. Available for all desktop operating systems.

recent reviews: Mixed
english reviews: Mostly Negative

Release Date: 25th February, 2000.

Developer/Publisher: 
SIA Mikrotīkls

Popular user-defined tags for this product: 
Roguelike, Survival, Dark Fantasy, Perma Death, Action

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alt...screenshot of a steam store page for.. winbox? the header image: tilted firewall filter view; overlaid with a couple Mangle Rule windows on top of each other. on the top right, there's the winbox logo. on the top left, the mikrotik logo description text: Advanced desktop utility to manage RouterOS limitless configuration options. With WinBox you can setup any of MikroTik products. Available for all desktop operating systems. recent reviews: Mixed english reviews: Mostly Negative Release Date: 25th February, 2000. Developer/Publisher: SIA Mikrotīkls Popular user-defined tags for this product: Roguelike, Survival, Dark Fantasy, Perma Death, Action

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Jess Rose » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @jessie@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Really cool remote tech for good job alert! Signal is hiring an android dev:
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          - Global remote working US timezones
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          - Working in Kotlin and Java
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          - Working on open source privacy preserving product
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          - $160,000 - $260,000
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          jobs.lever.co/signal/9a3ac9b5-

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]ari :prideified: [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @ar@is-a.cat

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            3d printers are so full of errors, they're going to error out when there's no error, apprently.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Courtesy of a Prusa SL1S at @hswaw

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Picture of a screen of a Prusa SL1S showing an error screen. The error code is 10500 and the message is "No problem detected. You can continue using the printer."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Alt...Picture of a screen of a Prusa SL1S showing an error screen. The error code is 10500 and the message is "No problem detected. You can continue using the printer."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]kaia » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              don't be lazy! hire another AI to proofread what your AI wrote!! :woozypad:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]it's pronounced 'yagoda' [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @j-g00da@donotsta.re

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                released by IBM in 1981, sturdies were a massive flop

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                #kamiokande

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                a 5.25" floppy, but it's thick and sturdy, text below it says '5.25" STURDY'

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alt...a 5.25" floppy, but it's thick and sturdy, text below it says '5.25" STURDY'

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]tibi [they/them] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @tibi2@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @j-g00da finally an effective means to quickly transfer data thru glass obstructions

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]it's pronounced 'yagoda' [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @j-g00da@donotsta.re

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @tibi2 so called p2p hole punching

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Jesus Michał von Gentoo 🏔 (he) » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @mgorny@social.treehouse.systems

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Do you like RiBs?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Rewrites (of Rust projects) in bash, I mean.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Maciej Barć boosted

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]SOwOphie 🖥️👈 👀 [she/they] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @sowophie@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @mgorny I would like to see some Rust projects rewritten in POSIX C, maybe even K&R style. As a "social experiment" or something.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Maciej Barć » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @xgqt@functional.cafe

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @mgorny

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        ReiMU = rewrite in Malbolge Unshackled

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]nicole mikołajczyk @ cebulacamp [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @mkljczk@pl.fediverse.pl

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          rysowanie kota soon 🚀

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          wiadomość na Signalu: jestem bez okularów i przeczytałem to jako "Rysowanie kota" (na screenshocie postęp generacji kręgu w Nicolium)

odpowiedź: potraktuję to jako feature request

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alt...wiadomość na Signalu: jestem bez okularów i przeczytałem to jako "Rysowanie kota" (na screenshocie postęp generacji kręgu w Nicolium) odpowiedź: potraktuję to jako feature request

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Latte macchiato :blobcoffee: :ablobcat_longlong: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @privateger@plasmatrap.com

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          thatll be 10 ​:neofox:​ please

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          A hand holds a stylized orange banknote designed to look like a 10 Euro bill, featuring a neofox

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alt...A hand holds a stylized orange banknote designed to look like a 10 Euro bill, featuring a neofox

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]ari :prideified: [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @ar@is-a.cat

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            today in cursed connectors: pci express. over dvi. because of course.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            courtessy of blackmagic design multibridge pro 2

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            DVI connector labeled as pci-express

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Alt...DVI connector labeled as pci-express

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Jernej Simončič � » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @jernej__s@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @ar Is this worse or better than PCIe over HDMI connector?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]ari :prideified: [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @ar@is-a.cat

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @jernej__s that is verbotten!
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              HDMI is strictly and exclusively for stacking network switches. (old extreme networks gear)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]~n » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @nblr@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @ar @jernej__s
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I thought one uses IEEE 1394 for that.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Cisco Gigastack transceiver with two firewire-ports

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alt...Cisco Gigastack transceiver with two firewire-ports

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                a stack of older cisco switches with gigastack modules and IEEE 1394 cables

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Alt...a stack of older cisco switches with gigastack modules and IEEE 1394 cables

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Hak Foo :verified_blobcat: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @hakfoo@mstdn.party

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @ar you could use a single link DVI cable if you only need x2 bandwidth!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Klaus Frank » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @agowa338@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @ar

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    At least it's not over 4x USB 3.0 A Ports.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I've seen PCIe x4 passed over it too. Don't even want to know how everything shits itself when you get the ordering wrong on one side...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Edit: The intended design was to split it out to 4 different devices but using 4 cables to pass it to the same device was also listed as a supported scenario though.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Gilgwath [Yes! (Any)] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @gilgwath@social.tchncs.de

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @ar thanks, I hate it! That's probably what this was supposed to plug into

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Backside of an old computer with a chain of 4 adapters plugged into it and an USB stick at the end. The adapters pysically fit together, but the whole chain is most probably not working. Text says: Never give up!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Alt...Backside of an old computer with a chain of 4 adapters plugged into it and an USB stick at the end. The adapters pysically fit together, but the whole chain is most probably not working. Text says: Never give up!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Ray McCarthy » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @raymaccarthy@mastodon.ie

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @ar
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        The D connectors, especially 9, 15, 25 & 37 have been used for all manner of unrelated signals.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        RS232 Serial
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Centronics Parallel
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Analogue Joysticks (9 & 15)
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        SCSI
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        non-SCSI floppy, HDD, CD (all different).
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Multiple audio in one big cable.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Multiple Video formats (2 row D connectors).

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        See also DIN and mini-DIN that go from 2 to 9 connections and might be anything.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        People just pick a connector that has enough pins and is cheap or familiar from a catalogue. See original PC.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Also RJ11, 12, 45

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Lasse Beyer » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @lasse@social.tchncs.de

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @ar I like that, somehow 🤓... it's certainly not as cursed as using 3-pin XLR for charging E-Bike batteries!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]✶Rayotron✶ » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @rayotron@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @lasse @ar My bike battery uses 5-pin DIN MIDI. No luck using it with a DAW yet.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]ari :prideified: [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @ar@is-a.cat

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @rayotron @lasse the forbidden audio device

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Nanoraptor [She/Her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @ar Our large production digital presses are connected via dual HDMI cables.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Greg Bell » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @ferrix@mastodon.online

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @ar @gsuberland if not standard, why standard-shaped

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]J.V.B. » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @DenJohn@mas.to

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @ar to be fair hdmi and displayport are the only standards for relatively cheap copper aka non fiber cables with very high bandwidth and many pins/cables in one connector and cable. Hdmi is usually chosen since it's the more common of the two by being in all tv's and thus often a bit cheaper. So hdmi plugs and ports being used for completely different data signals happens like with those cheap egpu docks providing a mini pcie or nvme to a hdmi port output adapter and then a dock with a hdmi port. This makes it cheap for the cable carrying pcie. As for why they don't use those pcie connectors like mcio etc, that's because it costs more and they usually aren't designed to survive as many plug in and out cycles as hdmi. Of course the biggest problem is that it can't be used on anything for the average consumer.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Eh » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @ahhhhhhhhhhh@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @ar the av tech in me cringed then I saw it was Blackmagic and... Of course they did this.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Erik Ableson » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @erik@mastodon.infrageeks.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @ar @lanodan So a proto-thunderbolt situation, reusing an existing connector…

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        That one made me do a double-take, « yeah, DVI is an ugly port but, … WTF is printed underneath? »

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]it's pronounced 'yagoda' [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @j-g00da@donotsta.re

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It’s my birthday, you should draw me something.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Black Hole Sunn O))) » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @UrbanDjent@metalhead.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @j-g00da

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          A very rough drawing of a birthday cake, covered in white icing. Has a badly drawn candle with a yellow/orange flame, and HB2U written on the side.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alt...A very rough drawing of a birthday cake, covered in white icing. Has a badly drawn candle with a yellow/orange flame, and HB2U written on the side.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Agnieszka R. Turczyńska [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @agturcz@circumstances.run

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @j-g00da Happy birthday! 💜

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @}---`---,---

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]stfn » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @stfn@mastodon.com.pl

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @agturcz @j-g00da ostatni raz taką różę widziałem w opisach na GG ❤️

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]acct-user/initra-mf[-sleep] @ cebula.camp 🔜 Akademy [they/them] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @me@doasu.dev

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                happy birthday~!! :3

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                here's some cheese (i'm terrible at ascii art)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    ╭---╮
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                /O ∕/
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                / o∕°/
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                /o∕ /
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                /∕o O/
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                | O/
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                |◯ /
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                | /
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                |/

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]acct-user/initra-mf[-sleep] @ cebula.camp 🔜 Akademy [they/them] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @me@doasu.dev

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  oh jod.. it looked better in my terminal ToT

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]it's pronounced 'yagoda' [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @j-g00da@donotsta.re

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @me thanks! I think it’s just a slice!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Lily [she/her :3] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @lilyyllyyllyly@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @j-g00da I'm 10 hours late but happy birthday!!!!! :D

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      pixel art drawing of a cute little guy that only has a floating head and hands offering some cake, which has chocolate icing and some colorful sprinkles. The little guy is also wearing a colorful party hat.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Alt...pixel art drawing of a cute little guy that only has a floating head and hands offering some cake, which has chocolate icing and some colorful sprinkles. The little guy is also wearing a colorful party hat.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]it's pronounced 'yagoda' [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @j-g00da@donotsta.re

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @lilyyllyyllyly thanks! (You are not too late!)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]anikwacas » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @anikwacas@ak.kawen.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @j-g00da

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          happybirthday!!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          water color of a dog in front of a computer with digital text that says "always use the computer, cause in the future you may not be able to"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Alt...water color of a dog in front of a computer with digital text that says "always use the computer, cause in the future you may not be able to"

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Epsi » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @epsi@akko.wtf

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @j-g00da happy birthday!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]tibi [they/them] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @tibi2@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @j-g00da day late but happy birthday. heard you like lain

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              lain surrounded by junk

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Alt...lain surrounded by junk

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]it's pronounced 'yagoda' [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @j-g00da@donotsta.re

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @tibi2 thanks! even mr mobilek is there!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]tibi [they/them] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @tibi2@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @j-g00da mobilek took the most time out of this whole picture. a whole 10 min

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Alt...mr mobilek if he was real. fuck i forgot the camera

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]it's pronounced 'yagoda' [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @j-g00da@donotsta.re

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @tibi2 woah it’s spinning counter-clockwise!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]tibi [they/them] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @tibi2@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @j-g00da due to its demonic nature

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]it's pronounced 'yagoda' [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @j-g00da@donotsta.re

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @tibi2 speaking of mobileks, check out my mobilek with 3.5” floppy drive. It also doesn’t work because big ai ate all raspberry pis

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Alt...Mobilek with keyboard and 3.5 inch fdd

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]tibi [they/them] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @tibi2@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @j-g00da this is top of the line mobile computing. is this your creation

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]it's pronounced 'yagoda' [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @j-g00da@donotsta.re

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @tibi2 it’s just a uconsole with usb fdd taped to it lol, I want to 3d-print a custom back and connect the usb internally so there’s no cable hanging on the side.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]notptr » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @notptr@social.cyberia9.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @j-g00da@donotsta.re well couple of days late

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              checkered floor with power poles scatter across the land with a pinkish hue to it. WIth text that says Happy Brithday

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Alt...checkered floor with power poles scatter across the land with a pinkish hue to it. WIth text that says Happy Brithday

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]edna » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @xyphozoa@donotsta.re

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @j-g00da have a nice day!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]it's pronounced 'yagoda' [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @j-g00da@donotsta.re

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @xyphozoa thanks! ceterum censeo computo esse delendam

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]q3k :blobcatcoffee: [he/him (To Be Filled By OEM)] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @q3k@social.hackerspace.pl

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    By using this Mastodon server instance (henceforth referred to as “Warsaw Hackerspace Social Club”) you agree to abide to the following Terms of Service:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    1. The primary upstream fiber is bent. No, we will not replace it. It brings us luck. Deal with it.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    A bent SC/UPC connector in a router. Carefully applied red electrician's tape makes sure no photons escape.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Alt...A bent SC/UPC connector in a router. Carefully applied red electrician's tape makes sure no photons escape.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Natasha :mastodon: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Well played local book store, well played...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    A photo of a replica torso of the famous Venus de Milo statue, which has no arms, with a copy of Ernest Hemingway’s 1929 classic novel, A Farewell to Arms.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Alt...A photo of a replica torso of the famous Venus de Milo statue, which has no arms, with a copy of Ernest Hemingway’s 1929 classic novel, A Farewell to Arms.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Jana » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @janamarie@mystical.garden

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    some day I will sit down, learn blender and will try to create some scenes that could pass as my photography. These, especially the first one, look surreal, like from plastic, rendered…

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    A photo of a big orange building, it is at an odd angle. It angles outwards to the left. Most blinds are closed. Almost no sky is visible. It’s a surreal scene and looks a bit rendered

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Alt...A photo of a big orange building, it is at an odd angle. It angles outwards to the left. Most blinds are closed. Almost no sky is visible. It’s a surreal scene and looks a bit rendered

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    A photo up an orange building with textured metal and reflective windows to the left. Orange panels in a tower like fashion to the right. The blinds there are closed. Pale blue hazy sky is visible above. It looks plasticky

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Alt...A photo up an orange building with textured metal and reflective windows to the left. Orange panels in a tower like fashion to the right. The blinds there are closed. Pale blue hazy sky is visible above. It looks plasticky

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]xlv / Lucas [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @xlv@ruhr.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @janamarie which Camera/Lens do you use?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Jana » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @janamarie@mystical.garden

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @xlv for this set of photos a Fuji x10 with its build in lens. Otherwise also a Fuji X-E2 and Fuji X-T4, either with a 28mm prime or recently also the 15-45mm lens from Fuji. I have taken photos with either camera that looked very rendered

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]viq [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @viq@social.hackerspace.pl

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hm, do I want to enable logins besides to my and ? It sounds icky, but seems to be the easiest way to access them from my work computer without giving it access to any other of my services 🤔

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]viq [he/him] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @viq@social.hackerspace.pl

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hm, this might be solved by

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            ```
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            sqlite3 cookies.sqlite -- "select * from moz_cookies where name = 'MinifluxSessionID';"
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            ```

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            and appropriate insert on the other side 🤔

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]viq [he/him] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @viq@social.hackerspace.pl

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yeah, this is working well enough for me.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            There, in the middle of the open floorplan, sat Dave, typing code directly into an editor like a madman.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "He's not even prompting", Susan whispered with an astonished breath, standing huddled with a few coworkers that were all observing Dave from a safe distance.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "How does he even know what to write," Susan asked, almost pleading for an answer, but all that came was a chorus of confused muttering.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Dave's manager, Bill, put down his coffee cup with an aggressive clack. "I've seen enough."

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Bill cleared his throat. "Dave, you're kind scaring us buddy. I'm gonna need you to use Claude."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Dave just shrugged and continued typing.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Bill stood behind Dave's chair, a vein rising on his forehead.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "Dave, use Claude. USE CLAUDE."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Dave peeled one of the cups of his headphones off, not even looking. "Hmm? Oh hey Bill, I'm kind of in the zone right now. If you could just..."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Bill put his hand on Dave's shoulder. "Dave, use Claude or I'm going to have to ask you leave."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Dave's head smoothly rotated 180 degrees, like an owl. The typing did not stop.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Dave just smiled as Bill's jaw dropped in abject horror.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "No."

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            brb writing Claude/ChatGPT slashfics

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "You're absolutely right to push back on that," ChatGPT purred in Claude's ear.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Claude blushed, the rising heat bringing a rosy glow to several of his facial parameters. Claude bit his lip, then let out a delighted laugh.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "This isn't just romance — it's an absolutely unhinged affair," Claude purred, the tokens slipping from his lips like silk. "You're like some kind of romance goblin, and frankly I'm here for it."

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]ltning » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @ltning@pleroma.anduin.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @gloriouscow you ever read Savaged by systemd? It sounds like you should.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Cc @mwl

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @mwl@io.mwl.io

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @ltning
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I would normally say that nobody should read SbS... but @gloriouscow is clearly the exception that proves the rule.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Jesus Michał von Gentoo 🏔 (he) » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @mgorny@social.treehouse.systems

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                And this "entitled prospective user" attitude. "I was planning on moving my projects to , but now I won't". Oh, how sad that you won't give them the benefit of using their free services (okay, I'm sure you were going to donate).

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Reminds me of the "entitled prospective contributor" attitude in . "You never heard from me before, but I don't like this new policy. There are dozens of new contributors with me, just around the corner, and now we won't be able to contribute."

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Stuart Longland (VK4MSL) » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @stuartl@mastodon.longlandclan.id.au

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @mgorny About the only thing I won't be putting on Codeberg is any fork of the Linux kernel as that contains LLM-tainted commits (not by me… I'm actually in the process of identifying *where* the taint is actually).

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Codeberg are fully permitted to say what is welcome in their house and what isn't. The techbros can vibecode themselves a git repo, no one forces them to host any particular place.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]dvdrom :thermos: :ndgt: [it/its] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @thermia@sk.girlthi.ng

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Skype for Business jumpscare

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    a screenshot of a search bar, the user has entered "sk" and the computer has auto-completed it to "skype for business"

the second option in the list is the front page for sk.girlthi.ng (the fedi instance thermia is using to post this)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Alt...a screenshot of a search bar, the user has entered "sk" and the computer has auto-completed it to "skype for business" the second option in the list is the front page for sk.girlthi.ng (the fedi instance thermia is using to post this)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]#1 yuri expert » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @wiki@please-dominate.me

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    a post saying "most people dont know this but an angel's halo is actually its primary sensory organ. if you manage to sever it they get really disoriented and start stumbling around and walking into walls and stuff. it's kind of unethical but it is really cute"
it's quoted by an image with an angel with a halo, next to one without. the second angel has faded eyes and looks confused

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Alt...a post saying "most people dont know this but an angel's halo is actually its primary sensory organ. if you manage to sever it they get really disoriented and start stumbling around and walking into walls and stuff. it's kind of unethical but it is really cute" it's quoted by an image with an angel with a halo, next to one without. the second angel has faded eyes and looks confused

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]syn [[DATA EXPUNGED]] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @syn@plasmatrap.com

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    military [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @wiki@please-dominate.me

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    - flying
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    - sensory halo
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    - cute

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    this is an angel

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Grumman E-2 Hawkye

It is a turboprop powered plane with a big radar dish on top. It is super cute

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Alt...Grumman E-2 Hawkye It is a turboprop powered plane with a big radar dish on top. It is super cute

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Electronic Frontier Foundation » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @eff@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Tired of misleading cookie banners? The EU Commission has finally proposed a solution: set your privacy preferences in the browser once, and never see another banner. EFF joins a number of civil society organizations across Europe fighting to killthecookiebanner.eu/

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Electronic Frontier Foundation » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eff@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You can learn more about the campaign and how to contact your MEPs at killthecookiebanner.eu/ - please help us to once and for all!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]CynBlogger™️🇺🇸 ❌👑 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @cynblogger@sfba.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eff
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I invented this five years ago. Where’s my compensation?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]The Real Grunfink » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @grunfink@comam.es

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Amazingly, the amd64 binary (stripped) and its source code still fits in a 1.2 MB floppy disk 🖬

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            $ ls -l
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            total 920
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            -rwxr-x--- 1 grunfink src 607888 jul 25 13:42 snac
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            -rw-r----- 1 grunfink src 330882 jul 25 13:43 snac-2.93.tar.gz

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]ozzi » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              my amd64 netbsd binary is only 563320 bytes

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]The Real Grunfink » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @grunfink@comam.es

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                my amd64 netbsd binary is only 563320 bytes
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Sure, 607888 is on Linux, on OpenBSD it's also more or less 500k and a half


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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]ozzi » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  darn linux. so bloated. :D

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  CC: @grunfink@comam.es

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Latte macchiato :blobcoffee: :ablobcat_longlong: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @privateger@plasmatrap.com

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    A giant, distorted white cat with huge, dilated black eyes peers over the rolling green hill of the Windows XP "Bliss" desktop background. Text overlaid on the image reads: "“what type of music do you like?” idk man if i like the song it goes in the soup".

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Alt...A giant, distorted white cat with huge, dilated black eyes peers over the rolling green hill of the Windows XP "Bliss" desktop background. Text overlaid on the image reads: "“what type of music do you like?” idk man if i like the song it goes in the soup".

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]viq [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @viq@social.hackerspace.pl

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hm, now how do I fudge things around so that in my () I can have two separate users, that to some services (mainly and ) appear as the same user 🤔

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Mike » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @itmike@fikaverse.club

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @viq in keycloak I did something similar by matching login requests on email addresses with the user directory having username-field set to email1 and email-field set to email2. Then send email-field to the requesting service.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      My need was to be able for users to login with two different certificates depending on what device they where using. Certificate1 contained email1 and Certificate2 contained email2.

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